*An employee walks into his boss’s office* Employee: “I’d like a raise, sir.” Boss: “Go on.” Employee: “I’ve been the top performing salesman at our company for three years. I’m the first one in ever morning and the last one—” Boss: “Done.” Employee: “Really?” Boss: “On one

The du Pont Approach™ works every time. Take notes 📝 @royce_dupont

it’s not addiction, it’s dedication 💯💪🏻@royce_dupont

If you can’t even take yourself seriously, then why would the customer?! #business #sales #motivation #eyecontact #hog

If your body is a temple, then so is your business!

Family is everything.

I’ve been staring at the sun for two days straight and haven’t seen shit. #fakenews

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And you're not allowed to talk about Ted Lasso.

Here's your Royce du-PROMPT OF THE DAY: You're at a business dinner and the client's wife is being a huge fucking bitch. What do you do?

If you don’t have a perfect bracket, you’re not working at my company. It’s called standards.

*Love is Blind*

I was supposed to be on “Love on the Spectrum” but had a scheduling conflict

Please respect my privacy at this time.

It was long and painful, but I can now confirm that it is in fact possible to achieve post-nut clarity through edging.

If you don't have multiple personality disorders then you're not working at my company. It's that simple.

*try to* have sex with me

If aliens don’t exist then why did my uncle have sex with me when I was 9?

"Karens" don't exist. They were made up by big restaurant corporations to deter customers from complaining about their meals.

AI is the only friend you need.

Growth mindset.