Sean Rowland
@rowlands_laws
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Grumpy old man. Punk writer. I've got books, stories, and a family so I'm busy! Books!
Joined October 2021
The Old One has awakened, and has made humanity in Artandt nearly extinct. The Great King had a plan, though, one to restore the paradise that Artandt was before the Old One came. And it all starts on a family farm in the plains…
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It appears that my current game tastes are either thalasophobia or acrophobia. Cool…
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Technically true, but idiots are pack animals, so there's almost never just one. Photo by Israel Palacio on Unsplash.
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Have you ever paid to go to a really good fireworks show? Have you ever enjoyed a really good fireworks show? How often do you talk about your favorite fireworks shows? This post is about movies. Especially the “Avatar” movies.
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Me: “Hey, mechanic, can you fix these things?” Mechanic: “Sure! While we’re looking, let’s also fix these other things.” Me: “OK, as long as all of the first things get fixed.” Mechanic: *does stuff* “Alright, your vehicle is ready!” Me: “Did you fix all of the first things?”
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Last time I posted this law, Twitter deleted it (probably because those guns aren't very big at all). Let's see if X is any less censorious. Photo by Specna Arms on Unsplash.
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In other news, my leg hurts. The leg that hurts when it’s going to rain. It hurts. After three days of rain. California is not waterproof enough for this.
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One time, in Iraq, we were getting mortared. No big deal by that point. Someone brought a camel spider into the bunker. Still, always, a big deal. I tried to leave the bunker. @HAmorata did nothing wrong.
Me: *standing in the kitchen talking to @Sheepsidian* Me: *Sees quarter sized spider crawling up his chest* Me: *Involuntary shudder, sounds of disgust, walks away quickly* Sheep: What they hell!? *takes off his hoodie and drops it on the ground, brushing himself off* Sheep:
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And it's done. With the exception of a handful of print books I need to fix on Draft2Digital in December, all of my books have been corrected for errors AND republished. It's over and I don't have to edit all of my books YET AGAIN!!!
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What does it mean when you’re buying another author’s book and under “similar books you’ll enjoy” it suggests one of your books? That’s just an accident, right?
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These days, I would say 'soul', but close enough. Photo by Faris Mohammed on Unsplash.
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Here’s a link. If you want to see superheroes fighting monsters, terrorists, evil wizards, other superhumans, and alien invaders, here you go! https://t.co/G17IbVlLse
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Visit Amazon's The Operators Page and shop for all The Operators books. Check out pictures, author information, and reviews of The Operators
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Huh. I wrote this book. It’s called “The Operators - Invasion”. It is the fourth book of the series, though, so you’ll probably want to start at the first one.
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It still amazes me that I’ll see a review of one of my books, absorb and internalize anything even mildly negative, and completely skip over the positive. That’s not a good thing. And I know I’m not alone on this…
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While doing one more (last!) edit on 11 books (10 published), I realized the error I’d been making. Since I “hear” my thoughts, including what I’m reading, I was writing my books as they would be heard of read out loud. That’s not how prose works, Sean…
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“My own thing” includes superheroes, monsters, crime thrillers, sci-fi space adventures, and post-apocalyptic fantasy western, if you’re interested. https://t.co/WNxw0NCcod
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Books by Sean Rowland
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This whole culture war thing looks exhausting. To engage with it, I’d have to endure a metric ton of crap entertainment. I think I’m going to keep ignoring it all while I do my own thing. The only way to win that game is to not play. Y’all have fun, though.
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But if you’re looking for superheroes who fight murderous villains, work together as a team, and kick ass, check out my Operators books. https://t.co/G17IbVlLse
amazon.com
Visit Amazon's The Operators Page and shop for all The Operators books. Check out pictures, author information, and reviews of The Operators
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Apparently, there’s a new game that’s getting a lot of attention. It’s a “story-driven superhero workplace game where choices matter”. Ok. Cool. I’m going to skip this one but y’all have fun.
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