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Friendly young father & husband 〰️ Air BnB Superhost 〰️ Journalist @MiladyNetwork 〰️ Art collector @tamales_sol 〰️ Mog Cult

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@roundtripgod
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Thing is, the moment I started actively thinking about this, it became much harder to do On the other hand I mogged one with non-stick spatula tongs the other day so, counterpoint
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S-Tier feeling as a man: Grabbing and crushing a mosquito out of mid-air >>>
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Me against this entire app rn lol
@roundtripgod
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@AFpost Unpopular opinion: despite the recent surge in popularity, I still dislike Hitler.
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@PhilipJohnst0n
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People don’t understand, Starlink is gonna be just: ‘the internet’. Direct to cell is gonna hit hard. Basically all telco is doomed. Let’s check in this time next year 👋
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@roundtripgod
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This image either makes you sad or like really, really happy. What kind of milady are you? Are you worried about it?
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Porsche is the Seiko of performance luxury cars (No one hates on it, it’s abjectly beloved, vintage has true collectors- but it’s usually stepping stone/slight cope before a Rari or similar)
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JUST IN: Porsche suffered its first quarterly loss since IPO
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S-Tier feeling as a man: Grabbing and crushing a mosquito out of mid-air >>>
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Horror movie idea- Your gf comes back from a trip to Bali with some friends and she tells you « “I feel like I found my people”
@roundtripgod
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Go to Bali without stubbing your toe on a sex-cult within the first couple days challenge (impossible)
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IMO, best net worth is around $25 million. Rich enough to have everything you want within reason but still comparatively broke enough to dream. At multiple hundred million or a billion you’ve finished the game. You’re just running around the map maxxed out on Skyrim or GTA
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Which rose gold presidential would you get? I’m stuck on this. Chocolate matches my skin, olive is classic as hell, but ombré is hard af..
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Is 3 mill enough? What will you do with your time? Blah blah blah. Miss me with that retirement debate. I simply can’t retire. I never had a job.
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@roundtripgod
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This is the guy I hate the most on this entire app
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Go to Bali without stubbing your toe on a sex-cult within the first couple days challenge (impossible)
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lol algo read this and was like Don’t show this shit to anyone this shit is GAY
@roundtripgod
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It’s sad how divided we all are and how technology clocks us with more and more precision and creates little hellholes for us to snuggle up tight And media separates us and how our measured intelligence and wealth is used as a method of hierarchy and stratification while
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Is the G wagon a feminine car? I can’t pin this down I’m so back and forth on this- I feel like it’s a wife-mobile..
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Re the Central Park debate- Hear me out…
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We could go parabolic from here or we could gap down under $100k tomorrow morning starting a full fledged bear and somehow both would have, in retrospect, been absolutely obvious Nickel guy is the only market participant with clarity right now
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It’s sad how divided we all are and how technology clocks us with more and more precision and creates little hellholes for us to snuggle up tight And media separates us and how our measured intelligence and wealth is used as a method of hierarchy and stratification while
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