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@rothbourne
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Overrate, Overthink, Overreact
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@shemjay93 @JustMeSriLankan @Akilaweera3 @that_pixiegirl @minolifernando Guys @melissafumero IG story has me tearing up and then laughing out loud moments after. This is basically the essence of the show #renewb99 #BringBackBrooklynNineNine
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@Bridget78532322 @IcyVert Just don't touch people without consent in general.
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6 years
His name is Milo and he’s a very jumpy boi. 10/10 would let him hold my hand with his sharp teeth. @dog_rates
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6 years
Our new neighbour
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3 years
@LawblogBob @FirstGentleman I think Elliot's suit not fitting is on purpose, it's reminiscent of a young boy's first borrowed suit. This is quite fitting given it's his first event as a man.
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@IcyVert Why he bothering random people?
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@loveologian John Cena was basically naked on stage at the Oscars and people loved it. Men dressing revealing isn’t the counter argument you think it is.
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2 years
Netflix has Resident Evil, and Sri Lanka has President Evil.
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Put on a mask White people: OVER MY DEAD BODY! You can take off your mask Sri Lankans: HELL NA! 🫡✊
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@MrTindall @LomeliiiBlue And not everyone is obsessing over every frame.
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2 years
Why are people hoarding soap like is going t be 1000 bucks per bar? If you can afford to hoard soap for 15k you can manage it at 200/- Leave it for the people whose entire monthly income is your soap hoarding budget! #EatTheRich
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3 years
@FolamiSanaa It IS an expensive tailored Balenciaga suit. Clearly it’s was designed to be oversized as a statement piece.
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2 months
Please you've never paid for anything
@RajapaksaNamal
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2 months
Paid my last respects at the funeral of Deputy Minister Palitha Thewarapperuma today.
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2 years
Can we collectively agree not to hero-worship any politician henceforth?
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@rothbourne
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6 years
Our new neighbour
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2 years
Guys guys GUYS! hear me out... we steal this thing and get it away from MR! then sit back and watch his body crumble and turn into dust and blow away...
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@rothbourne
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2 years
Conductors just slapped a dude 3 times for touching a girl on the bus! Fuck ya!
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1 year
@MulhollandL0ver @SaycheeseDGTL Hmm a big name actor backed by a powerful company gets off scotch free… it’s not her we don’t believe it’s the convenient narrative that favours the powerful people we don’t buy.
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@rothbourne
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2 years
Silent protest happening right now in front of VMD park.
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3 years
My favourite past time is watching rich people complain about poor people complaining.
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3 years
Still not enough Brendan Fraser! #DoomPatrol
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2 years
The devil works hard but the lady doing sign language during the Parliament session works harder. Major Respect.
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3 years
I call this The Full Sri Lankan 😻
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2 years
Word
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1 year
I take weekend breakfast very seriously 🍳
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2 years
@senalidesilva Sod off bootlicker 🖕🏽 You personally, are responsible for all this. This is your doing!
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@rothbourne
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2 years
Cancelled Netflix. Cancelled Apple one (no more Apple TV+ , Music). Canceling STL Entertainment package. Thinking of downgrading internet package. Not even thinking about renewing PS Plus. All thanks to the dollar skyrocketing or cost cutting to manage a budget to survive.
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4 years
@aImondbaby Wow I lost 10kg
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4 years
Late for #DalekDay but here’s the brand new security droid. #DoctorWho
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2 years
Cool coo but why does it remind me of the Mystery Machine?
@AthaudaDasuni
Dasuni Athauda
2 years
🇱🇰🪧🔥 The Presidential Secretariat of #Colombo which is one of the central sites for #SriLankaProtests was lit up with slogans and visuals today. 👇🏽 The protests have now lasted more than a week as citizens unite for #SriLankaEconomicCrisis 📷 : Via Facebook #lka
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2 years
See you guys on LinkedIn, I guess?
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Johanns Rogers
3 years
Normalise starting a conversation with “Hi, can I ask for a favor?” Instead of beating around the bush with small talk. Also normalise doing favours without expecting anything in return. Also it’s fine if people only contact you out of the blue only when they want something.
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3 years
It’s not that they “fell for propaganda”, they needed to believe it was true to justify their racism.
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@rothbourne
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5 years
This good boy came to our office today!
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2 years
So this happened.
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2 years
Where are those people who insisted it wasn’t Ranil who ordered the attack on the journalists? I just wanna talk.
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1 month
In Sri Lanka, this is the amount of meat you get when you order a non-veg meal.
@NalinisKitchen
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Customer ordered veg but received non-veg biryani. #Zomato
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2 years
I miss Rancrisp potato chips.
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4 years
@ritzvn @jesssirai That’s a horrible prank, and these prank channels are mostly scripted too.
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2 years
The President’s address must be like the Apple Event for biyyas no?
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2 years
Tear gas being deployed in Jubilee Kanuwa, went outside to see the commotion and one landed right in front, had to pass through the gas to get back home. Ran home half blind and choking, face still burns, and feeling slightly nauseous.
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@rothbourne
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2 years
Not this misogynistic shit again 🤦🏾
@PLalindra
හිටියා ඇති හෙට්ටි✋😊
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පොලිසිය කියන දෙයක් අහපල්ලා...👇🌝
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2 years
First time at Aluthkade checking out the street food scene.
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@rothbourne
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2 years
Also no, her being an LTTE correspondent DOES NOT justify any of the things that happened to her. What happened to her is stills a crime and the people who did those things need to be held accountable and punished.
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3 years
Half and half
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2 years
“JVP has always been violent” - People who supported the Rajapksas, probably.
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3 years
Normalize getting toys and stuff you didn't get to experience as a kid when you're an adult!
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3 years
කාටහරි හරියනකොට, සල්ලි ටිකක් අතට එනකොට විතරක් පිංකම්, දාන පූජා, බඩගින්නේ ඉන්න මිනිස්සු, ලෙඩ්ඩු මතක් වෙන්නේ ඇයි? මෙහෙම පොස්ට් හදන අය, පේජ් ඇඩ්මින්ලා මඩ ගහලා හොයන සල්ලි වලින් කීයන් දවස ගානේ මහරගම රොහලට ආදාර කරනවා ඇද්ද? මේවා තමයි කුහකකම ultra pro max කියන්නේ.
@H_S_KandyHamu
හා.සේ නුවර හාමු
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කියන්න බොහෝ දේ තිබුනත් හිත් රිදවීමකින් අවසානය වේ.. 💔
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@rothbourne
Johanns Rogers
2 years
Of course I dislike Senali, I despise her with a burning rage from the moment she shows her affiliation and willingness to go the extra mile for this regime. As for focus, funny how everyone’s focus suddenly shifted when I confronted her but was cheered for others.
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2 years
My contribution
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@Daniel77080 @rrreagile @pastel_willow You literally called people who dislike or don’t want kids selfish.
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1 year
@DaddyDundee @HexalityM @UltimusGaming @PhoneB0ne I appreciate lossless audio, but I’m with you on this. Who talks like that?
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My colleague on the phone with his kid: “ඇයි බල්ලට ගැහුවේ? ගිහින් බල්ලට සොරි කියන්න! උම්මා එකක් දීලා සොරි කියන්න" with a dead ass seriously face and strict tone 😂
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This white elephant project was erected to compensate for the lack of balls of the Rajapaksha clan and to apiece their fragile ego. This eye soar of a phallic pin-dick is located in the heart of Colombo, metaphorically stabbing the already broken spirit of the country
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@rothbourne
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3 years
If your happy and you know it You’re probably rich.
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5 years
It’s sad how quickly today went from: worrying about our Christian community to having to worry about the Muslim community. But I have faith as a nation we are better than that, that in this time of tragedy, we as a people will not do anything to make things any worse.
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@rothbourne
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Don’t forget to visit @moogater and get her latest book ගුහා සටන if you go to #CIBF2020
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@notNautE @senalidesilva Ane me, you’re another one. I will judge and condemn. It is my damn duty to hold you diabolical assholes accountable. Take your politeness and class solidarity and shove it. And don’t speak to me about common sense when y’all didn’t use it when giving your vote.
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Elephant: “he’ll never find me hehe”
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WTF where’s the seed!
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Ammatasiri @PhuckYou_
@masterchefau
MasterChef Australia
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Sav has come to spice things up in the kitchen!🌶 #MasterChefAU starts Monday, April 22 on 10.
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2 years
Where there's a cop, there's a block.
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If anyone wants. It’s in Barnes place.
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😚
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If you get it, you get it.
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@Davud_Akh I feel like you’ve been in Sri Lanka long enough to know that YOU are the one swindling shop vendors at this point?
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2 years
Look at these lil beans!
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@TrudyWoods15 @senalidesilva There’s a difference between being humble and crying crocodile tears when backed in to a corner. Look a little deeper before you look up to someone 🙄
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5 years
Scared. Angry. Sad. Disappointed. Tired.
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3 years
Women in porn are objectified while men in porn are idolised. The porn industry is designed to bolster the male fantasy. So of course men will think it’s an compliment, while women will feel uncomfortable. And that’s why this reaction from Mia is so important.
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1 year
Grandpa handed me this to take pictures of him…
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2 years
@DiscussingFilm I know the trailer is cut to look like a musical biopic that takes itself too seriously... but it feels like a parody of a parody. Kinda genius but hella cringe... I might actually end up loving the movie, or it could be equally terrible based on the trailer.
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2 years
"The future is remote working" The future:
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Nom nom muthafuka
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Hope this email finds you in a well.
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4 years
Day 5 of Quarantine: Spoke to dad, he said get married.
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3 years
මං මැරි කරලද නැද්ද කියන එකෙන් තොට වැඩක් නෑනේ ඇන්ටි.
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3 years
It’s real!!
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Pani poori
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3 years
Kiri bath on gloomy Monday morning is the best and worst idea!
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2 years
This app I tell ya 😂
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Here's my two cents, you'll aren't going to like it: Two days after my Tweet about dog people being trash, a cat is being accused of smuggeling drugs... This is clearly a set up by dog people to defile the good name of cats!
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No biggie, just chilling with a couple of my favourite authors 🤩🤩🤩
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@rothbourne
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2 years
Totally fair price imo, it’s the cheap skate “tourist” that’s the issue here…
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3 years
You already know where this is...
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2 years
Happy to report that Birizza is a hit for me 7/10
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6 years
Sorry to burst your bubble but Sri Lanka is not exclusively for Sinhala Buddhist, the rest of us are NOT here for you to control or on rent! This country belongs to ALL OF US! So please take your superiority & shove it! I will not accept it as a valid justification for murder
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Please don’t fall for the anti-Helmet PR Disasters Sealioning tactics. This “asking questions” is just tactless ploy to exhaust the person making a valid point and to avoid answering or making valid point when they don’t have any.
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News first. Banging hard.
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Stepped into the kitchen after ages and treated myself to a pol sambol, chicken and egg bagel 🥯
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@25ShadesOfBrown @senalidesilva Oh I do blame them. And no I don’t blame random people who voted for them. I will however not stand by and join hands with people who were activity harmful or playing devils advocate. You dance with the devil you burn with the devil.
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Look at their little hearts beating!
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@MaloRomanEmpire @mattxiv They even apologised after they were educated, but yeah “she knew”
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Salma 6ක්
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How do y’all eat papadum? 1. Bite by bite 2. Crumbled into the rice
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Dad: no cats! Also dad on his birthday:
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I did a thing…
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That’s it! imma steal some of grandma’s old sarees and sell them to white people for a fortune!
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tan 🇵🇸
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WHO is buying a saree from h&m
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