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eating dat age gap dubcon for breakfast
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my long-standing theory regarding nico’s 2016 mental collapse is that vale’s 2015 psychosis was selectively contagious, and this photo documents transmission
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awaiting the day i get to explain to this fetus that their entire existence traces back to ver5tappen hopium #pregnant
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nearly half of their ao3 output is written in mandarin. can we please be serious?
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russ—most content manufactured on the magnificent continent of asia—tappen facing anti-asian allegations
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george: max is an inherently toxic individual motivated solely by anger max: george is a pussy-ass bitch who should learn when to shut the fuck up toto and christian:
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the average brocedes fan when they’re forced to acknowledge nico as anything other than “lewis’ yearning ex-husband”
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MY DAUGHTER HAS JUST WON HER THIRD CONSECUTIVE KARTING RACE
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mark’s depression limits his capacity for villainy. we need to push nico as oscar’s manager—he already wants to hunt zak for sport, and i’m fairly certain that if he got to know oscar better, he would gut that fat fuck. it’s mutually advantageous
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schumacher, alonso, räikkönen, hamilton, button, vettel, rosberg, verstappen... norris? like, i guess
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“we need more sassy personalities in formula one.” you can’t even handle gianpiero lambiase 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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seven seasons in f1, started p2 with the quickest car, and he only managed p4 because a rookie made a rookie mistake
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the rostappen gc performing ancient rituals to guarantee nico attends the qatar grand prix and praises max
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name five times nico rosberg contemplated suicide
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i’m so glad his face matured relatively quickly, because the baby face paired with that massive neck was frightening
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“are you prepared for your driving lessons?” came the voice. charles leclerc shivered; oscar piastri gave a frightened nod; george russell kept his gaze anywhere but forward; lando norris pleaded to be let onto the track. “yes, max,” they all said in unison
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IT’S NOT OVER UNTIL IT’S OVER #VER5TAPPEN
BREAKING: Both McLaren cars of Lando Norris and Oscar Piastri have been disqualified from the Las Vegas Grand Prix This is because the thickness of the rearmost skid of both cars was less than the required thickness #F1 #LasVegasGP
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HOW DOES THAT DICKQUALIFICATION TASTE ON YOUR TONGUE, LANDO? 🤣
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