Rose Lavelle
@roselavelle
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Probably the worst misjudged header you will ever witness
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Just parallel parked with one car behind me waiting and judging my every move. What a rush of adrenaline
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Me at halftime
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Saw an english bulldog wearing shoes today. It’s tied for the best thing to happen to me all week
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A video of Carli unknowingly stepping on my shoes in a crowded elevator 4 years ago but I was too nervous to say anything❤️
#ThankYouCarli
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If I ask you if you’re dressing up and you say no and then you show up in jeans, this is a betrayal of our friendship cuz you should know anything beyond sweatpants is formal clothing to me
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Life is great but It does suck that there’s no way for dogs to understand that the reason we’re not sharing our chocolate with them is actually out of love and not hate
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Me on the left and
@CarliLloyd
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Guess who hates every single Halloween costume I bought them this year
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It’s nice driving by myself cuz I can listen to the same song on repeat in peace
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Bought Wilma rain boots but she's ungrateful and hates them
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Congrats to Wilma for being voted the unanimous Dog of the Decade by me myself and I. She would like to thank everyone who helped make this possible
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Just told my mom to pet Wilma and she said no??? Shocked, disgusted, hurt, baffled, angered, and confused to say the least
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The best way to describe myself is a stay at home night owl
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Things I’m embarrassed by for no reason:
-not having shoes on through airport security
-using a shopping cart at the grocery store
-taking the trash out
-when someone knocks on the door of the bathroom stall you’re in
-waiting in a Starbucks drive thru line
-wearing jeans
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catch me outside in the winter time freezing my butt off with an iced coffee in my hands
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You all know I’ve been eating
@ChipotleTweets
forever, and now they’re feeding the whole
@uswnt
as an official partner. Welcome to the Team!
#traineatrepeat
#ad
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To say this is an honor would be an understatement
Holy cow! We've got dairy big news to share... 🐮
Please welcome the newest member of Forward Madison: As voted by the fans, it's ROSE COWBELLE! 🌹🐄🔔
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The underdog with the underbite prevails!! Congrats Thor!!!
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My dad just made me dinner and then yelled “loser, party of 1” and I did not have a comeback
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Really disappointed cuz I was singing in my car hitting all the high notes so I turned the volume down to see if I was really that good and it turns out I actually suck
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I lay in bed during all my free time and sometimes I’m like wow I need to get a life but then I realize I do have a life and it’s laying in bed during all my free time and I love it
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Cincy! Thanks so much for all the love this year. Now its time to give back. I’ll be hosting a free meet & greet 12-2pm on Dec. 21 at the New Balance store in Mason & in the spirit of giving, would love if you could bring a toy to be donated to Children’s Hospital. See you there!
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Had to drag a certain somebody inside to timeout for chomping on the cicadas
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This is a message to the next stink bug that’s thinking about trespassing into my house: You and your friends better WATCH YOURSELF
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For all those wondering what was written on my hand during the game, it's just my homework(-:
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Something really great and very rare happened to me today. I saw a motorcyclist riding with a little side car attached that had two dogs with goggles on and ears flapping in the wind
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When do the nightmares about flunking exams and missing deadliness end cuz I’m three years removed and I’m still waking up in a panic
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Cincinnati, you are the best. So much love for this city. Always special coming home, but tonight was unforgettable. Thank you!!!
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I make the mistake of trusting airport coffee and airport outlets every time and it’s honestly just heartbreak after heartbreak
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8 yrs ago today Mary got chased down the street by a vicious neighbor dog & to this day it is still the funniest thing I have ever witnessed
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11 yrs ago today Mary got chased down the street by a vicious neighbor dog & to this day it is still the funniest thing I have ever witnessed
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7 yrs ago today Mary got chased down the street by a vicious neighbor dog & to this day it is still the funniest thing I have ever witnessed
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Humbled to have been given exit row duties on my flight service to Seattle. What an incredible honor with just one small perk of extra leg room. Thank you for this opportunity American Airlines, I will not let you down
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Still some tension between us from when Lindsey threatened to throw my Webkinz over the balcony during u20 World Cup
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@JulieFoudy
@emilysonnett
@LindseyHoran
I can not believe Sonnett just blew my cover. This joke was supposed to last until Lindsey retired
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9 yrs ago today Mary got chased down the street by a vicious neighbor dog & to this day it is still the funniest thing I have ever witnessed
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10 years old today, my heart can’t take it😭Happy bday Queen Wilma Jean!!! The best to ever do It!!!!
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5 yrs ago today Mary got chased down the street by a vicious neighbor dog & to this day it is still the funniest thing I have ever witnessed
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My eyes are telling me to go to sleep but my heart is telling me to explore the World Wide Web for another 3 hours
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Got a call from an Edible Arrangements delivery driver that I thought was a scam because I had 0 clue who tf would send me one and what the occasion would even be for
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I tried to bake some cookies and things were going really well until my mom noticed I set the timer for 11 hrs instead of 11 minutes
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I’ve put on jeans two days in a row now and I am exhausted
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10 yrs ago today Mary got chased down the street by a vicious neighbor dog & to this day it is still the funniest thing I have ever witnessed
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Wilmas beautiful pink lace dress came in the mail. Wouldn't even fit over her giant head, fits her like a bonnet
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I just got Amazon Prime and now I never have to leave my apartment ever again and if I get bored I’ll just order a book or a bouncy house for free 2hr delivery
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Starbucks is no longer good enough for me and my new preference is the artsy non chain coffee shops instead. I am an intellectual now. Watch out
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I’ve been anxiously waiting for Sunny and Mal to get home all day and jumping up anytime I hear any sound that could potentially be them and now I know how dogs feel and it’s heartbreaking knowledge to have
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Me and Mal are sitting at a coffee shop right now and there are 9 year olds looking at us and laughing. I feel bullied
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Imagine being a baby and napping three times a day. I had no clue how good I had It back then
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“Me and Becky both wanted popcorn so I poured her two cups and she asked if there was enough left for me and I said ‘oh my gosh yes there’s plenty’ but there was actually only the little crumbs left”
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Ive been on the run from the public library for over a decade now cuz I still havent returned a book I checked out in 6th grade. Risked everything and went to one tonight for the first time in 10 years. Had lots of fun and turns out they are not after me and it was all in my head
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“This is gonna be a hit” -Sam two seconds after hitting send on this tweet
Tobin megged me today when I had full possession of the ball.
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I got a dog cam with an app where I can talk to Wilma and shoot out treats to her((-: We’re both having a lot of fun but unfortunately It does not help Wilma’s weight loss journey
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Love a good underdog and a good underbite
An athletic bulldog is like a scrambling white QB. You’ve gotta see it to believe it.
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Do service dogs know how noble they are or are they completely unaware of their own greatness
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Mal &I made a pact to give up sweets for lent & I just caught her in the act of eating her 4th brownie in less than 24 hrs. Such an imposter
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Bought Wilma a scarf 3 years ago today❤️
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“Rose, I saw a post on Instagram that said ‘I’m pale’ and I was gonna tag you in it.” -
@CarliLloyd
Thank you<3
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Are you ever so overwhelmed by everything you have to do so you just sit on the couch and don’t do any of It cuz me too(-:
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The times I struggle most are after a shower when I'm trying to put a sports bra on
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The only true phobia I have is asking the person sitting in the aisle seat of the plane if they can get up so I can go to the bathroom
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It’s all fun and games until you take a bite of your pizza and the whole layer of cheese comes with It and you’re left with a sauce patty
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Happy to announce that after 22 yrs of life, I finally have the art of the messy bun down. Thank you to everyone who was brutally honest with me when my bun looked hideous. That feedback and those mistakes have gotten me to where I am today and I’m so excited for the future
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Attn: I need to hire a private investigator to work pro bono. The vet said Wilma has gained 2lbs despite being put on a diet. We think she’s been sneaking food but have no evidence.
Please message back if you are interested in and qualified to do this type of work.
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When ur a centerback and u just scored ur third goal on the season and ur starting to get a little cocky
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~A poem by me~
I love soccer on Sunday’s so much
Today vs France, the
@ussoccer_wnt
is going to be clutch
And last but not least, I predict The Great Horan is going to score on a one touch
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I asked Sonnett and Sam if I got fries would they have some of them and they both said no and now I think I want to terminate the friendships cuz they clearly don’t support me
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I’m too competitive to let people pass me while I’m driving
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A man just told me the USWNT is playing in New Orleans on Oct 19. Sounds very fun. If anyone has any info on how to go about getting tix lmk
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Someone just slammed their stall door shut so hard that It jostled the lock on my stall door open while I was mid pee. It’s always an adventure in public restrooms(-:
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Still cannot believe that I have the worlds cutest dog. It is such an honor
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Goooood news everybody!!! More soccer in Cincy⚽️⚽️USWNT heading to the Queen City in September!!!! My heart is so happpy❤️❤️❤️
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When ur a centerback and ur playing down under and u score ur 1st goal of the season in ur 1st game
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I just cleaned the whole apartment for Sunny and Mals arrival home and I am mentally and physically exhausted and fatigued. Can’t believe my mom does this everyday. What an angel
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I have recently made the switch from vanilla lattes to coffee with a dash soy milk so it’s time everyone starts treating me like the adult that I am
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Lol this actually happened
Rose is playing FIFA for the first time on Nintendo switch and virtual Rose just pulled her hamstring. She can’t seem to catch a break ANYWHERE.
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2018 is gonna be fun!! See you soon DC⚽️⚽️
We're thrilled to announce that we've selected
#USWNT
midfielder
@roselavelle
with the No. 1 pick in the
#NWSL
Dispersal Draft!
Welcome to the Spirit Family, Rose!
#WeWill
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#SpiritFam
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When ur a centerback and u just scored ur 4th goal of the season and u have to start disguising urself cuz the paparazzi is all over u now
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