enteral sunshine of the spotless mindless.

BLT.

omg! A pilot has appeared!.

we have the plane and the passengers but no pilot ☹️🙃. Idk if I’m ever making it back to NY.

watching porn at the airport. hell yeah.

when I eat, we eat. Got it?.

if I ask you if your hungry and you say “I don’t have money.”. you’re gonna end up eating this fist and some food cause that ain’t what I asked.

Brah this is BAD. I just woke up and said “yes, of course!” but omg there’s a freaking fck machine in my living room.

I told my landlord she could enter my apartment when I’m not there what’s the likelyhood that she doesn’t have eyes and won’t see all my sex toys.

It’s Thursday- the perfect day to watch my new scene with one of my favoritesssss.

RT @girthmasterr: Inside of me there are two wolves, a horny wolf and an even hornier wolf.