Rory Gardiner
@rorygardiner
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Guitar slingin' #Comedian/#TEDx Speaker/#CCMA Nominated Country Artist
Ottawa
Joined May 2009
It’s tax season! The only time of year I regret being a comedian 🤑
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The calendar says it’s the 1st day of spring, but 🇨🇦 “spring mood” usually starts mid May😅 #canada #FirstDayOfSpring
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Canada's Got Talent #MillionDollarSeason begins airing on March 19th on City TV🥳 ….. #CGT #CanadasGotTalent @CanGotTalent @City_tv
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We gain an extra hour Sunday🥳 Have a great Long’er weekend! #DaylightSavingTime
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I seem to only get hit on by divorced moms. I guess I have a face only a mother could love…
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I only ski’d cross country as a kid. We couldn’t afford the incline..🙁
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When people take too long to answer a question, I envision 3 dots above their head..
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Would you trust someone who voluntarily sits in the FRONT seat of an Uber?🤔
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In my 20’s I’d sneak alcohol into bars to save a buck. In my 40’s, I sneak charcuterie into Tapas restaurants.
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Just met a guy who tracks down missing heavy machinery from job sites. Wonder if I can hire him to track down missing Nintendo games I lent to friends in the 90s🤔
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I wish I was parenting in my dads generation. You had a “wise” answer for everything, and your kids couldn’t fact check you on Google
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Can wait to see what movie I’m going to watch with the guy diagonally in front of me on this flight! ✈️
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The incredibly talented @rorygardiner is hosting tonight! It's The NEW TALENT SHOWCASE! At BIAGIO'S! 1394 Richmond Road! #SupportTheArts #Ottawa #comedy @BiagiosOttawa
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Have you ever locked eyes with the hygienist during a dental exam..? 😳
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A lady just told me I’m like if @Abercrombie had a little section at the back of @Walmart 🤠
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