Rooty McBain
@rootyten
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⚾️Royals/🏈Chiefs/🏀Thunder/🏒Blues/ 🎧Ramones,Lucero/☢️Lithotripter/🔬BelieverofScience/I’m the guy at the show by myself. #overthinker #cardcollector
Norman, OK
Joined April 2013
It’s like @astros know what pitch is coming. Who’s relaying those signs from RF? #WorldSeries2017 #cheating
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Thanks for this. I quote it at least once a month when someone interrupts a banger.
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100% this.
Here is your friendly reminder that in 18 days your Facebook friends and family are going to find out the hard way about Green Day. You still have time to deactivate and save yourself the stress.
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F5 tornado? Usual spring day. Threaten me with a foot of snow? No problem. I can handle it. Doris Burke back on a Thunder broadcast? Pray for this city.
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Queen Mina with a W
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Me making sure the green is clear from 260 yards out before I top it 20 yards
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Hell of a season for a team whose coach literally quit on those kids. #CollegeFootballPlayoffs
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Filling My PC with Beans and Hiring a Repair Man to Fix it 😂
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I’m assuming this is about the time @Lane_Kiffin posts a yoga picture with some marginally attractive females, followed with a dollar sign emoji. (Maybe even followed up with a eggplant emoji) #CollegeFootballPlayoffs
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Free throw attempts in December: 1. Luka Doncic: 11.3 2. Deni Avdija: 11.1 3. Jaylen Brown: 9.9 4. Joel Embiid: 9.2 5. Devin Booker: 8.8 6. Keyonte George: 8.7 7. Julius Randle: 7.9 8. Lauri Markkanen: 7.8 9. Anthony Edwards: 7.6 10. Jalen Brunson: 7.6 11. Paolo Banchero: 7.5
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That beer hit my hand on a Friday like Mjolnir
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This is INCREDIBLE. I’ve always wondered how Moe Szyslak would do the famous ‘I’m a Man’ rant. 10/10.
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