we almost dated is how most of my relationships go

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

we almost dated is how most of my relationships go

Your daily reminder to fall in love with actions and not words.

That stranger who became your best friend >

I notice everything wish I didn’t.

Sorry for acting crazy when you were treating me like shit.

Anyone have the cheat code for how to catch a break?

Forget nudes. I want to know what song you played on repeat when you felt like your world was falling apart.

Be someone’s safe place.

Rub her butt and tell her everything’s gonna be ok.

I wish anxiety came with French fries 🍟

How imma be summer 23

Another mass shooting…

Bobby Banas is bananas to watch. Filmed in 1963 before a live audience on live television. No re-takes.

"The sealed charges contain felonies & I suspect there are more charges than we ever expected. The charges are so strong to take on a former President, & that's a big deal." -- Joyce Vance #Stormy #TrumpIndictment

Since it’s September and it’s basically Halloween 🎃 👻🧟‍♂️🕸🍬😂 https://t.co/rxV3e46PEh

I will never think of rock paper scissors the same way again.

Hi everyone. Your ex is still trash and you’re just bored, stay strong 😊

At first a girl will treat you the way she wants to be treated. Then she will treat you the way you treat her. Remember that.

A group of women all bought their husbands the same shirt and didn’t tell them...🤣