Ron Chernow
@ronchernow
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if you like my tweets so much why don’t you marry them
Joined March 2022
BLESS US OH LORD FOR THESE THY GIIFTS THAT WERE ABOUT TO RECEIVE FROM THY BOUNTY THROUGH CHRIST OUR LORD AMEN.
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Making plans with my extended family to go to the pool so far included fielding 14 calls where I tell them the exact same information and one ER trip due to a poorly timed OD from my crackhead cousin❤️.
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Worked out for the best bc I was in a bad mood and I got fully knocked on my ass so I had the very rare opportunity to cuss somebody out when I was already feeling like it.
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Big sleep won’t tell you this but there is actually unlimited time to scroll on your phone at night.
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Get prepared for a punch if you live here and you can’t name a single local politician and have the nerve to share an opinion on the mayor of New York with me.
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Sad that the trade off for being the biggest nerd in America is renting an electric scooter which is easily the most fun thing ever invented.
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Accidentally stopped taking my antidepressants for a week and a half and just cried for the 6th time about how mad god must be at me being a whore.
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Please no national politics tonight I’m in charge of a colicky baby.
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Me and Katie fought screaming and punching all week when I was home and the second I get back to the city we talk on the phone for 3 hours and both miss plans because of our chit chat.
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If love bombing was a real thing Stanley would be a bigger fan of me.
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Lost my 27 hour streak of respecting boundaries and not getting hissed at :/ #catowner #catmama #catsbroadway.
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Poor Zelda :( got killed to death at connect 4 tonight 2/3. Very sad.
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Only the pure of heart are out right now. Including the very old man who always stop and chats me on his daily power walks. Today he asked if I wanted my picture taken. Sure!😁Cheese!😁
Pity the fool who sleeps well. He is missing a lot of nice sunrises.
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Pity the fool who sleeps well. He is missing a lot of nice sunrises.
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See you soon💖.
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Will somebody give me 100 million dollars so I can have a lot of fun.
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Like this tweet if you think I should stop abusing Benadryl. Ignore if you also can’t read this
I’m not kidding I can’t fucking see this big text on my phone is making it more clear to me that I can’t see at all.
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I’m not kidding I can’t fucking see this big text on my phone is making it more clear to me that I can’t see at all.
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