Rohit Divate
@rohitdv8
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CFO content and dry humor
San Francisco, CA
Joined October 2022
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Looting burning and waving foreign flags in America is plain stupid. If you get arrested and / or deported, law abiding democrats, independents and republicans have no sympathy for you. You’re hurting someone else’s hard earned business and ruining their dream to push yours.
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Gemini in Gsheets is till not good, still doesn't feel like a native model for analysis.
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Big Beautiful Bill: Gov't workers are about to rake it in with the No Tax on Overtime provision --> Check out these SF Govt workers that make $150k salary and $450k overtime. imagine reduced or no tax on that.
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Big Beautiful Bill: HSA money could be used to pay for physical fitness facility memberships, with a cap of $500 per year for an individual and $1,000 per year for a family. Who's the admins gym bro that got this in?.
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You can just do things. The fees on this are crazy! Stay away from this folks.
It’s been almost five years to the day since the idea first hit me. I was working at Goldman Sachs, watching wealthy clients grow their fortunes. There was nothing magical about it — they just had the one thing that mattered most: capital to compound.
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one side effect of tariffs im happy with -- no more temu ads!.
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This will trickle down & we will see this affect everyone, even low income households. The narrative that this is just a reset for stock owning class imo is not going to work. In two weeks public sentiment will force the admin to walk this back in some form. #tarrifs.
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prediction: admin will walk back tarrifs in no less than 4 weeks. I talked to 4 people across the mid to high spectrum, and all 4 said they are picking down budget and not buying anything they don't absolutely need. No new clothes, cars, house upgrades, no vacations.
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Marker crashed? Treasury Sec Scott Bessent shares the Trump admin’s playbook:.→ Trim spending.→ Deregulate finance.→ Boost private lending.→ Reshore manufacturing via tariffs.→ Affordable energy.Aim: Deficit-to-GDP ~3-3.5% by 2028. Stay agile, CFOs!
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CARR (Contracted ARR) is the new Community Adjusted EBITDA. We are so back!.
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We are SO BACK!.
This is why we can't have nice things, you guys. Klarna and CoreWeave are going to ruin the IPO market for all of us. These EBITDA adjustments are out of pocket 👇.
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I’m all for jetsons, but what’s stopping someone from maliciously programming these or hacking them to harm humans? I need an EMP device.
After seeing these humanoid robot demos, I bet you'll be convinced that all manual labor will be gone to robots. (even the world's oldest profession will be taken by them). All 26 humanoid robot demos:.
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What is the worst neo bank? @joinoneapp. They sent me 20 emails overnight for a closed account. Can we just shut it down?.
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It’s not the layoffs, it’s because of the needles and poop on the street, coupled with the anti business local government we have.
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