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Classic midwit building the next generation of social connectivity software. My views are formed purely from the propaganda fed into my brain.

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5 months
If the mRNA vaccine is supposed to mutate my DNA and kill me as part of the globalist depopulation agenda ... can it at least do it quickly? No, it's going to let us live a full and complete life with all of its scars and blessings, and then do its deed when we're like 90 or
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@MostlyPeacefull I'm so confused, this looks like a happy family...
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@Chrisjjosephs If what the employee is saying at the end is correct about when he got notified and what the work agreement was, then he's completely justified. If he said "no, I can't make the meeting because I have to drop my kid off at school", I wonder if she would've reacted differently.
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@Morbidful Exactly what kind of ME sees a body that has several stab wounds to the back of the neck and a knife embedded in their chest after they died, and then claims it was a suicide? A corrupt one is the answer. This is exactly the situation where the state/fed govts should intervene.
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@engineers_feed Strong opinion on this one -- sitting is the way if you're not in a public toilet. There is no way to not splash outside the bowl if you pee standing, and just think of what happens to that poor cat then.
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@Kateness8 Start it with "bruh", "bro", or "bruv" and then say something brutally mean at the end of the compliment. That's how we compliment each other.
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@ShouldHaveCat This cat has seen some things
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@transapoIIo Or getting home without passing out and getting robbed.
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@Mascobot Seriously, everyone in SF should be livid at how quickly they got things changed when they knew Xi was coming. Vote these corrupt, self-centered kleptocrats out of office. Every single one of them.
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6 months
@ziademarcus I stopped using Duolingo cause it guilt-tripped me when I missed too many days. I felt like I was in a toxic relationship.
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@MattZeitlin If they're doing something for NYE, I'm watching the sphere and not some dumb illuminated ball being lowered to its death. We live in an 8k world and are being forced to watch some Christmas lights as entertainment.
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1 year
@bennyjohnson Benny, bruh -- is your fashion critique going to improve the median income of any American except yourself?
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@edzitron I think this is a real sampling of human "intelligence" outside of our normal circles. In that sense, Facebook will be invaluable to future anthropologists. Unrelated -- Someone could do a comedy special just reading these on stage.
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@okimstillhungry "I always hated showers" 🚩🚩🚩
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@delaneykingrox Vivid dreams can be mind altering. I had a few episodes of a reoccurring dream where I was trapped in a prison ship with my wife and daughter, and my wife was slowly dying from the environment. I'd wake up feeling like I abandoned them, and it'd take me a bit to realize I'm not
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@JustinBrady @mcuban I've always seen "coding" as being similar to a contractor fastening things with nails. A hammer works, but a nail gun might be faster. What really matters is that they understand what they're building, and how it fits together. In this case, ChatGPT is like a nail gun.
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4 months
@MiriVinni Awesome, we've moved to the "let's judge people for choosing a stable sleep pattern" arc in the social culture. We used to just say "oh, that's their thing, enjoy" and move on with our lives. How do you feel about people that choose not to drink?
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7 months
@stats_feed What's the source and what criteria was used? There's quite a few cities at the top of this list that are pretty fantastic, IMO
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1 year
@1984butCooler @RonFilipkowski This is @bennyjohnson we're talking about. The boy probably claims a direct causal link between 9/11 and Dylan Mulvaney.
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1 year
@kirawontmiss We're witnessing "TikTok escalation". He's said that the more outrageous his videos are, the more popular he becomes. I'm not too excited to find out what's next. Meanwhile, considering how our timeline goes -- he'll be running for PM in 40 years.
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@kamkenobi More R-rated superhero movies would likely be successful (also there are a lot of older comic book nerds now)
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@SapphicRaine @MostlyPeacefull This wins the comment war -- heterosexual frogs?!
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@mrbarnicoat @PicturesFoIder How do you know the model didn't care? It didn't seem like something she was expecting at all.
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1 year
@TonyMguru @FightHaven I had to like this cause I'm about to steal this meme.
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@mrliamwest She's staring so hard into that brick wall ... that doesn't match the rest of the picture.
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@ThisClipShocks What keyword can I use to filter out this content? I come here to be enraged, disgusted, and horrified -- not whatever this crap is. The algorithm has failed me. (Also one day I hope this will be me)
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@mischiefanimals Kirby live action trailer
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5 months
@thechosenberg All the red pill folks in the replies defending the honor of counting bodies while missing the joke ... smh
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1 year
@sneako Actually, the standing claim is that he's writing emails/letters to his social media account manager on a regular basis, and that these are his words -- from that cell. Look at his other posts regarding the cell and what he's doing in it.
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@chiweethedog For me it was the sweet onion chicken teriyaki in the Summer of 2005. It was an exciting time to be alive and a dangerous time to be in love as we were.
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1 year
@NickAdamsinUSA Do alpha males always clutch their hands nervously while "hanging out" with famous folk?
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6 months
@ask_aubry This person seems to take their Catholicism seriously, and I would just suggest they examine how Jesus treated those who others had judged to be sinners or "not worth of grace". That person's sister is suffering and what she needs is for her family to support her as a human.
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@thatsmrmajortom @engineers_feed Hahah, I find it so funny that some men tie their masculinity to this. And you're so right, anyone who doesn't think they splash when standing is just oblivious. There's likely someone quietly cleaning up after their obliviousness.
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@thechosenberg Rule number 1 when ordering food -- always order more than needed, and never listen to anyone who says they don't want anything. Extra food becomes leftovers, lack of food becomes combat.
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@paulg > No one’s family name was changed, altered, shortened, butchered, or “written down wrong” at Ellis Island or any American port. Just considering the likelihood of random human error, that statement seems blatantly false.
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1 year
@vidsthatgohard This man should be in the @ufc , he is wasting his talents here.
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1 year
@StrangestMedia Seems more like cheggers to me
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4 months
@rabbit_hmi I bought this thing so fast, haha Price is great, it's handheld (nothing I have to wear or pin on myself), there's a push-to-talk button -- all the the things I wanted. I just hope we can get different voices eventually. It needs a British accent for me to trust it.
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6 months
@SwiftOnSecurity I don't understand how people can tolerate flickering lights. I was in a cell phone company's store the other day, and all of the lights except one was flickering. Were the associates all sullen and ornery because their life sucked or their wages sucked? ... or was it the lights
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@ChrisJBakke All of the above is correct except "Take it offline" means "please resolve this by fighting each other to death after the call"
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2 months
@PopBase I wonder what the prompt was. "Photorealistic image of Kate Middleton and her children being unrealistically enthusiastic."
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1 year
@Cobratate Is this one of the impounded cars?
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1 year
@jrockball0910 @FightHaven I've noticed a pattern in these fight videos where something instinctual kicks in after someone has been knocked out, and people try to actually stop any continuing violence We might some kind of hidden boxing/MMA referee in our brain.
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@CultureCrave "I stopped watching them" That's funny cause so did the rest of us.
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@Jarsen I think we've found one of the few things AI can't or won't want to do.
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@DramaAlert Wasn't his grandmother sick recently as well, and they requested to visit the US? I wonder why the Romanian government wouldn't let them out of the country ... oh I remember now
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@slothmanifesto @legendz_nba Tyrese Haliburton is hilarious. Both him and Giannis are confused af after that blatant elbow.
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@twrecks155 @francis_ngannou isn't going to knock out anyone not named Tyson Fury, and for nothing less than 20 million
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@___frye Signal inverted or ... it's actively sabotaging us. Everyone is worried about evil Artificial General Intelligence, and no one is worried about evil Animal General Intelligence.
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@SuspectFed Terrible take, and you didn't watch the review. It's a couple of seconds slow to respond to image queries, and that's a primary function. Yes, when a product isn't good, it gets bad reviews. Where were you when Fisker got taken down? I don't remember this same outrage.
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@HowThingsWork_ So that's how these little demons are made ...
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@crazyclips_ There is no way he can justify that, especially when he's just standing next to her and gets pushed by this guy right after. What no one really sees in these body-slamming videos is the amount of force that the person's head takes when they hit the ground.
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1 year
@sammorril I think he's trying to point out that fun movies will only lead to laziness and ruin. However, building a company out of tricking women into becoming adult cam models, now that's an endeavor he can get behind.
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@GadSaad @JesusThug23 You should make it the Odious Ostrich Parasitic Syndrome and then you can call it OOPS
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@SuspectFed We're definitely living in the strangest timeline
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@WhitneyChanell I wish these videos would come with an indicator of how likely it is to occur or who might have complicating factors that put them at higher risk. It seems like 99% of the rice-eating world does not follow these guidelines, and they're doing ok. "typically mild, but it can be
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@mischiefanimals Him stuffing his face in mid-air is just priceless
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@Rainmaker1973 I was not prepared for this emotional rollercoaster ...
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@aditya_web3 @historyinmemes As @muzz_big said, you're just using a variation of the same concept to get impressions and engagement. I hope everyone who sees this mutes you.
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@rclark98 Cloud AI-powered NPCs, ecosystems, etc could be really interesting for a single-player game. Also, sometimes single player characters cross the threshold into multiplayer modes (Elden Ring).
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@NerdyTeacher_ I got two more: - one of her sons is throwing up gang signs - Kate should be wearing a wedding ring on that hand right?
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@SwannMarcus89 Please, God, I don't even believe in you, but please don't let these people be in positions of power ...
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@EmeraldRobinson "Top defense expert" - some rando in a pub "exotic vehicle" - sounds like it might be oddly shaped "anti-gravity technology" - sounds like this defense expert has no idea what they're talking about You really think China is bearing down on the US with alien technology?
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@schlaf Actually, I think the real problem is the review system. Guests and hosts are rated (which is appropriate), but the guests feel obligated to provide positive reviews to not ruin someone's business or livelihood. Not certain on the solution, but the review system is baroque.
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@dbongino @StephenKing What a weird, canned answer to throw at Stephen King, one of the most famous and prolific authors of our time. You're likely a fan at some level too, either a book or an adaptation. You're a bright guy, Dan, although I disagree with you on a lot -- you can def do better.
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@seconds_0 "they're the only one who knows how anything works" This is the actual problem. In a tech company, we call this the person's "bus factor" which is a way of indicating how crucial they are to operations ("what if they got hit by a bus ... could we still operate?"). If a person
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@_VishwajitPatil @PicturesFoIder And now you're muted, yay! Thanks for revealing yourself.
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@NickADobos It's very intentional, they want everyone not paying attention to use GPT-3.5 cause it's good enough for a lot of use cases. However, we all know that the lord Shoggoth only speaks through GPT-4.
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@majeliskucing That's the kind of cat that would eat a human corpse. Also seems like the kind of cat that would create a few corpses as well. I need.
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@TheRealNasa00 @ericriveracooks The chef is getting cooked in his own thread -- this dish needs a name.
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@wondermeg_ @SwiftOnSecurity I began to question my humanity after failing this several times.
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@SolBrah I used to know a guy who walked around with a bottle of liquid that color, and we found out he was actually drinking his own urine. Just a random anecdote, nothing important.
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@realjoebarndon @JasonSCampbell And his beard is made out of Vantablack or something. It always looks like it's part of the CGI that hasn't been finished yet.
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@PaulSkallas > They are slop for the degenerated masses. I love critics like this. You sound like the kind of person that would watch a 5 minute video of a candle flickering and rave about its poignance. Art is about engaging people, and there's value to engaging the "degenerated masses".
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@XEng Just a warning for you here. You all are thinking about blocks as "oh they annoyed me and I blocked them". There are some people online here who have blocked people they might have a physical restraining order for (aka I don't want this person to be part of my life ever). The
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@ai_for_success @IndianTechGuide So your stance is that they should break the encryption on-demand from the Indian government?
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@0xgaut I like how Zuck with facial hair has become canonical now. Next time someone sees him in public, they'll wonder why he got rid of it.
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@micsolana The CCP is the Boogeyman of the day, but tomorrow it could be "right-leaning media sources" hosted offshore. This seems like a dangerous power to be granting the government.
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@PicturesFoIder It's pretty easy tbh, and it hits a lot of people that come into wealth without a good financial education. 1. It's so much money they don't think they have to measure what they spend (no matter how much money you have, it is finite) 2. Saving or investing just wasn't part of
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@TiredActor This is how I start every meeting I have with product managers. It hits them with a dose of reality that confuses and stuns them for the rest of the meeting.
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@trillhause_ Chained Zuck has been uploaded into Llama 3
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@ShouldHaveCat Whatever that squirrel creature is, it just turned that cat into a rare mount
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@mrgreen This is a terrible idea. You are going to ask some socially responsible companies and individuals to slow down, while anyone else will just take it as an opportunity to get ahead. There are incredible dangers when it comes to AI, but asking people to slow down is not the answer
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@petergyang Not really a flaw, but it's worth OpenAI adding a disclosure for GPT creators to be aware of what they're doing (IMO).
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@ziademarcus The response from the original post and this one makes me think that the world needs a "Duolingo Trauma Recovery" support group. Also, I found this on their brand guidelines page, funny stuff:
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@RandomPersonito @KDda0ne @kirawontmiss It's not his identity, but who he's revealing it to -- that's the spoiler.
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@bryan_johnson You look a little like Data from Star Trek and you got a strange pale hue to your skin (obviously people come in all skin colors). With that being said, as I have previously mentioned, you've made a fan out of me since you take everything in stride. Oh, the nude photoshoots
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@AkinOrbo @ChristofrayDD @historyinmemes This is so mind-blowing to me. Biological women are different than trans women. Yes trans people deserve safety, security, and the right to live their lives as they want -- but how does that allow for the rights of biological women to be taken away?
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@ianbremmer For some reason, standing there for a picture seems like the wrong life choice to make in this situation.
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@flyrodu @MKBHD That's the problem with this Humane pin video title -- he's not given enough room for "terrible product inflation"
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@ChristofrayDD @AkinOrbo @historyinmemes I'm sorry ... what makes you think I'm a "dude"?
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@growing_daniel You're on a mission to see the headline "Cusp millennial influencer gets mauled by bear while recording TikTok duet" aren't you?
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@BrookeJenkinsSF @UnionSquareSF @SFPD @LondonBreed The amount of time it took for you to realize this shows exactly why you and the other city government leadership cannot be trusted to stay in those roles.
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@SheepGetSheared @crazyclips_ I'm not able to find these CDC stats, are you able to link? I find it hard to believe that the CDC would make that claim for a lot of reasons (especially because it's so against "political correctness").
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@UniversalSWave @ziademarcus I don't think any of us left unharmed ... And the fact that I still have this app on my home screen must be some kind of Stockholm Syndrome
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@jardinsecret888 100% guaranteed they're not going to a good barber. A good barber will make you red carpet ready before you walk out.
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@collectdust The problem with doing a good job at a "thankless" job. People will only consider the massive catastrophes because "world wakes up to another day that is mostly the same as yesterday" is a boring headline.
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@insultsrare Constant complaining, but that's pretty unattractive for both men and women.
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@AmiriKing I think there are quite a few tipped workers who would like to continue being tipped (people working in high-end restaurants for example). The real issue might be the rise of "retail" tipping where the customer is asked to tip for things where it was not expected before.
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