Dark humor thread?

Why do gays always have money???

Looking younger than your age causes a lot of disrespect.

It may look like I'm having deep thoughts, but really I'm just thinking about what to eat next.

"I will see you in court" is the grown up version of "i'm telling mom"

Favourite childhood memory: Not paying bills

Big butts are only sexually appealing under clothing. Once the apparel is off, they become less attractive.

Going through a broke phase when a baddie is starting to show interest is the worst dawg, like no you can't come over baby there's no food here.

My love is like a candle, if you forget me i will burn your house down

I'm not arguing I'm just explaining why I'm right

Life tip: When nothing goes right go to sleep

What's your favourite position in bed? "Next to the wall so i can use my phone while its charging"

that one password you use for everything and if anyone knew it they could destroy you.

Going back to your ex is like having a shower and putting dirty underwear back on

Nothing annoys me more than when someone expects you to be okay with something that they wouldn't be okay with if you did it.