Rob Cooperman
@robhasfins
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Music lover & laborer. Marketing & advertising extraordinaire. Unlimited supply of hugs & high fives.
Austin, Texas
Joined September 2009
#Google Memories be like, "I see you're depressed. Would you like to be more depressed?" lol
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My 3 yr old son: "Daddy, do you like America?" Me: "Yeah, kinda." Son: "America is a vegetable." Me: "Do you mean asparagus?" Son: "Yes! I like asparagus. Is America a vegetable, too?" Me: "At the moment, kind of." #America #vegetables #asparagus #toddler
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It used to annoy me whenever I heard someone say #Trump2020, until I realized it was an expiration date. @realDonaldTrump @JoeBiden @KamalaHarris #ELECTION2020 #BidenHarris2020
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Watching @davematthewsbnd on #PayItForwardLIVE! For every tweet, another $10 gets donated to America's small businesses. Love me some Dave.
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Being an #adult means being able to text your friends before 9am and not having to worry about waking them up.
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Some of y'all's moms never told you you were cruisin for a bruisin when you were a kid and it shows
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These emails from @BetoORourke asking me to sign up to "be the first to hear his 2020 decision" kinda feel like LeBron having a one hour @espn special to announce he's taking his talents to South Beach. @KingJames #LeBron #ESPN #Beto #2020Election #ComeOnMan
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"The time has come to bring that investigation and the other investigations of this matter to an end." - Richard Nixon, 1974 State of the Union "If there is going to be peace and legislation, there cannot be war and investigation." - @realDonaldTrump, 2019 #SOTU 🤔
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Democrats send two Muslim women and two Native American women to the House. Republicans send two indicted white felons, two neo-nazis, and a dead pimp. Don't ever tell me the two parties are the same. #Midterms2018 #BetoForTexas #BetoForAmerica #VoteBlue #GOPlease
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1972 @MiamiDolphins will be popping champagne tonight! Thanks, @Saints and @drewbrees! #undefeated #perfectseason #FTJ #SalutetoService
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The sassy black lady at @PopeyesChicken told me I look like @jtimberlake and gave me an extra piece of #chicken for free. Go on and try to tell me you've had a better day than me.
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Convo w/ rabbi before he attended my son's bris Rabbi: Husband & I recently moved here from Boston. Me: You're not a Patriots fan, are you? R: So it's OK that I'm gay but not if I'm a Patriots fan? Me: Didn't give the first one a passing thought. Second one's a deal breaker.
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I guess we're doing this again...
I’m so confident in my @cavs, if the @warriors win the 2018 NBA finals, I’ll buy anyone who retweets this a signed @StephenCurry30 gameworn jersey. Even you @RandallTime. @KingJames
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Can't hurt...
Seeing as this is now into the hundreds of thousands of retweets, I think I can safely say that if Damarious Randall actually buys everyone who retweets his tweet a jersey, I'll buy everyone who retweets this tweet a new car.
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Any jersey?
If the Cleveland Cavaliers win the 2018 NBA finals I’ll buy everyone who retweet’s this a jersey...
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