Could you just keep this somewhat in mind, guys? Thanks. #JustSayin' #SecondAlbaneseCabinet #auspol

MAGA, its supporters, and its organisations really need to research the concept of irony. #Thanksgiving

Barnaby Joyce? The guy who loudly proclaimed "Disloyalty is a curse"? I'm sure his ex-wife and now-former party colleagues would concur. #auspol

It's an odd default position the conservatives always reach for: They do nothing for anything up to a decade, then rag on a Labor government for seemingly not flicking a switch so everything's fixed overnight. #qt #auspol

Strong last day of term vibes from Ted O'Brien, who gets himself an 94(a.) early mark for losing his rag at Chalmers. What a fucking shower. #qt #auspol

Seriously, the Opposition's big opening play is holding up photocopied memes? That really is fucking sad. If that wasn't your idea, Susssan - you were weak for letting it happen. If it was - you are so out of ideas, it's even sadder. #qt #auspol

Barney bails on the Nats. Opening a vein on the way out. I think it was David Littleproud's. #BarnabyJoyce #auspol

Even with all her myriad life skills learnt from The School Of Hard Knocks, Senator Hanson still hasn't quite got the hang of changing a doona cover. #Stunt #auspol

Moonlight (Koho Shoda, 1933).

Oh Susssan, you can't even manage sarcasm well... And Alex Hawke, just sit down. Thanks. #qt #auspol

"...And I would have got away with it except for you meddling kids!" #PaulineHanson #auspol

Unsurprising discovery: Most One Nation supporters couldn't tell the difference between a burqa and a hijab. And basically, don't want their ignorance challenged. #PaulineHanson #Senate #auspol

Some staunch #PaulineHanson supporters demonstrating support for her facial covering legislation. (*Tweet may contain sarcasm.) #auspol

And let's have a moment's pause for how, seemingly against all odds, the Gallaghers got through the whole tour without bashing each other's heads in. Well done boys. #MoneyChangesEverything #Oasis

Cappuccino Machine (Cressida Campbell, 1984).

As we go into the second day of analysis of how a test match didn't get through a second day, I'm beginning to think Kingaroy-bred bush bogan Matthew Hayden's criticism of Usman Khawaja might not be entirely based on the latter's batting form... #Ashes

Seriously, Paul Kelly should write a song about this.🏏 #TravisHead #Ashes

Remember Warney's 700th wicket? Remember Waugh's 4 on the last ball to get a century? This is the stuff of folklore. #TravisHead #Ashes

To paraphrase: There's two teams out there, but only one of them is playing cricket. Actually, only one bloke is playing cricket. And the other ones are just watching. #TravisHead #Ashes

Travis has just utterly Baz-balled the Baz-ballers. #HeadBall? #Ashes

Bugger. Another hero of my childhood gone. #AllanMoffat