Could you just keep this somewhat in mind, guys? Thanks. #JustSayin' #SecondAlbaneseCabinet #auspol

The stupefying Alex Hawke has just managed to make Bob Katter look comparatively sensible. What a sad little nark he is. #qt #auspol

Escalators (Max Dupain, 1952).

Even in his second go-round, #Trump still has no concept of the actual roles and duties of president, let alone pesky "irritations" like the separation of powers and rule of law. But the MAGAs have no clue either, so just keep cheering while he's hating on their "enemies".

Susssan's really blowing hard on the dogwhistle here trying to re-establish her credentials with the "It's those dang brown people!" wing of the Libs and Nats. Now she's just being ungracious and trying to score point. You're smelling of death, Suze. #qt #auspol

Let's face it, Reece Walsh will either win this game for Brisbane - or lose it for them. #NRLGF

The steady hand of Conrad Sewell on the anthem. Sam Pang will be delighted. #NRLGF

Teddy Swims. Big unit. Can sing. And an AccaDacca cover. He knows how to get an Aussie crowd onside. #NRLGF

Memo: David Speers. Interrupting and just deriding a Greens representative is really a SkyNews thing - you haven't worked for them for a while, but old habits seem to be dying hard. That was not good journalism. #insiders

Following this awkward sound of one hand clapping, Secretary #Hegseth went into a extended private meeting with General Johnnie Walker and Admiral Jack Daniels. Are you embarrassed enough yet, America?

Again: Obviously the generals and admirals are just going to nod and be quietly stunned, but immediate Pulitzer to the first journalist with the guts to say "What the fuck are you talking about?" #Trump #Stealth

Utensils (Cressida Campbell, 1993).

"If you're a good cunt, you're a good cunt. If you're a shit cunt, you're a shit cunt - skin tone doesn't matter...". #Australia, you bloody beauty.

Ffs: Please stop calling either of our footy Grand Finals "The Big Dance". Thanks. #AnnoyingAmericanism #NRLGF

In footballing terms, Hastie mouthing off continuously suggests Susssan's leadership has entered "The coach has the full support of the board..." period of the death spiral. #Ley #LNP #auspol

That these #ICE lowlifes hide behind masks tells you much of what you need to know. #America, you're fucked. And if you're boasting "This is what I voted for!", you're a sociopath.

Ol' Yeller's big blurt today was all about protecting the great American business in "Heavy (big!) trucks". You know, like Mack. Which is owned by Volvo. Or Freightliner. A division of Mercedes Benz. Clueless. #Trump #Trucks

If unaware of how absolutely on point @RonniSalt can be, get on this. Feel free to laugh, cry, and - hopefully, most of all - think. Just terrific. #CultureWars https://t.co/innMAJXBo9

Lotus Pond (Ray Morimura, 2007).

Zing. #Trump #UN

#Albanese gets date to meet #Trump. Here's David Speers hiding his disappointment that he'll not be able to use the word "snub" for a day or two. Mark Riley's probably writing something similar for Kerry Stokes as we speak. #auspol https://t.co/E0WeEXO7BS