Used to get my car washed here. They’re giving away a trip to Hawaii

True Life: I just want #SAFEMOON to go up 🙃🚀

men r such a hassle buy a purse instead

I almost just called quarantine “quaranation” and I kinda like it. When we graduate out of cornteen, it’ll be our CORONAtion! 🙆🏼‍♀️👑 then, we can rule the world! *insert evil laugh* *also cry for 30+ more days and counting*

He made me get on twitter again @DeshawnRamirez_

Yay for wine days 🍷 @DeshawnRamirez_

Do people still use twitter?

My twitter feed is like 50% @camillemeows, 50% Relatable Quotes

Isn't sleeping weird. Like why do we have to do it so often, and for so long

You know you ate some good food when you burp and it still tastes good