What if the milk companies made cereal flavored milk. Now that would be fantastic

Fresh bed sheets slap on a whole new level

“My truck has a ton of llama thrust” ~ Ryan

If you can’t belt don’t stop believing in the truck then you have no place in my friend group

It’s time to make sure we’re taken care of too don’t you think? We’re running this country while everyone at home doing nothing get a bonus.

ESSENTIAL EMPLOYEES are losing money. Doesn’t make much sense. We should get the same if not more because we’re the ones that have to be out there or else everyone at home won’t have heat, air conditioning, electric, a running car, etc.

Joe Diffie will be deeply missed

When Kevin Gates said “I’m a prisoner in my own mind” that hit deep

The stuff someone doesn’t talk about and keeps behind all the closed doors in their head is the scariest but most honest and meaningful things you’ll ever hear

Binge watching SOA has been great but realizing there’s only a few episodes left is quite depressing

Being told to slow down by the bar tender is stupid you don’t know my limits

Alan's so high he thought he was being attacked by a Mtn. Dew bottle that fell on his foot and he about cried

Someone should invent something that heats up your bed and you could turn it on like 20 minutes before you lay down kinda like warming up your truck so then your bed isn't a block of ice

my mom beat me with a cardboard Christmas tree in maceys and got to keep it...

Giving up on hope for our generation lord have mercy on the next

After seeing @JonTLangston at the intersection i have the most respect for him especially sense he drinks Crown and he sings about duck hunting keep up the solid work brother!🍻

Nothing like the smell of wet leaves on a brisk fall morning

The people who bail on plains right at the last minute are about as shitty as Hillary

Loving these 40° temps vest season is officially upon us