i got two phones, one for the beer and one for also a beer

Hi Kristi. Rather than fighting a silly culture war over the fact that your daughter can't write and it's somehow the fault of trans people and liberals, maybe point her in the direction of some resources that will get her the help she needs. Here is one:

Playoffs don’t belong in racing and Supercars should be absolutely ashamed of themselves for copying Nascar’s slop

bonjour fine shyt what's your chess dot com username

buenos dias fine shyt what's your goodreads

salutations fine shyt what's your letterboxd

most literate OU nursing major

saying "Charlie Kirk" in front of The Racist Uncle at Thanksgiving is an almost identical experience to riling up a dog

did it

i'm doing a Thanksgiving 5k i'm a cracker

Going “Nine” mode at the bar and shitting in the sink and pissing myself

For those going home to visit family this weekend: • Samsung calls it Auto Motion Plus • LG calls it TruMotion • Sony calls it Motionflow • Roku calls it Action Smoothing • Google TV calls it Motion Enhancement • Vizio calls it Smooth Motion Effect.

JAMEIS WINSTON RECEIVING TD FROM GUNNER OLSZEWSKI. NYGvsDET on FOX/FOX One https://t.co/HkKw7uXVnt

i just ran 5k for the first time in my LIFE PHEW

might have just failed an exam in the most embarrassing fashion possible (I forgot to convert Celsius to Kelvin)

y'all be angry as hell because you don't be eating your fruits and vegetables and drinking your water

i literally went to go see this movie by myself just because this song and this scene had so much aura

i'm really behind on my reading goals so i just uninstalled hinge AND tiktok as a countermeasure

just saw an ad for an AI fridge it's so fucking over

427-1 LOL we are not seeing Trump’s name anywhere on that list. they scrubbed that shit like a bathroom floor

Turning 21 in a college town is like reaching a certain level in an open world game when you unlock the whole map