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Sarcasm | Humor | Marketing | Content Strategist. ЁЯФФ Follow for sharp wit and topical insights!

Pune, India
Joined July 2010
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Rishikesh Taksale
1 year
Govt job competitive exams are a buffer created by the govt to manage unemployment. The youth keep fighting for the posts and stay away from the economy for 4-5 years. While some get the jobs, most of them don't. In the end, they end up believing that "they were incompetent" 1/n.
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The system doesn't truly exist for our benefit, it exists for its own, we are all just non-player characters.
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Rishikesh Taksale
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Imagine the person managing the PM's X account was specifically told to write a dry and cold post, otherwise, he could've crafted it beautifully. Something has really pissed off Modiji.
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Narendra Modi
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Shri Jagdeep Dhankhar Ji has got many opportunities to serve our country in various capacities, including as the Vice President of India. Wishing him good health. рд╢реНрд░реА рдЬрдЧрджреАрдк рдзрдирдЦрдбрд╝ рдЬреА рдХреЛ рднрд╛рд░рдд рдХреЗ рдЙрдкрд░рд╛рд╖реНрдЯреНрд░рдкрддрд┐ рд╕рд╣рд┐рдд рдХрдИ рднреВрдорд┐рдХрд╛рдУрдВ рдореЗрдВ рджреЗрд╢ рдХреА рд╕реЗрд╡рд╛ рдХрд░рдиреЗ рдХрд╛ рдЕрд╡рд╕рд░ рдорд┐рд▓рд╛ рд╣реИред рдореИрдВ рдЙрдирдХреЗ рдЙрддреНрддрдо.
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Rishikesh Taksale
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"India's inflation rate has come down from double digits before 2014 to 2%".
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Inflation is a hidden tax. Same item one year apart .Up 27 pct!!!
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Rishikesh Taksale
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Sorry daroga ji, agli baar complaint lekar nahi ayenge
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Rishikesh Taksale
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If they resist switch to BlinkIt/Zomato/Instamart or any other quick commerce untill they accept UPI.
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Rishikesh Taksale
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Don't pay in cash, always choose UPI to make payments to local vendors, kirana stores or bhel puri guy. Don't let them impose cash payments as a norm. This is our only chance to help the country increase its tax base. If you are a patriot, you will pay through UPI.
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Leaked footage of Lord Hardinge enjoying the delhi durbar of 1911
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Rishikesh Taksale
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Or perhaps the government back then didnтАЩt file a FIR against artists or creators for expressing dissent or joking about its shortcomings.
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TMKOC worked like BJP propaganda show which brainwashed people against Congress during 2009-14 . Exposing their hypocrisy with proofЁЯФе. Open this epic THREAD ЁЯз╡ and share
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Rishikesh Taksale
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Weren't we promised corruption free India in 2014?. Corruption was one of the main reason why Shri Anna Hazare led a huge campaign and congress party lost the election. No one talks about curbing the corruption since last 10 years.
@IndianGems_
ЁЯЪиIndian Gems
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- Bro become Divisional Forest Officer.- Owns 115 plots across several districts.- Also owns a 4-storey luxurious building of 9,000 sqft. All these assets with a salary of just тВ╣78,800 per month. India is the most corrupt nation in the world ЁЯдб
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Forever indebtedЁЯЩПЁЯП╗ЁЯдб. It is not easy to keep your own state backward and go and develop other states in southern India. Please keep building businesses here in Maharashtra, more taxes, better Infra while your own people back in state, find it difficult to find jobs and have to.
@talk2anuradha
Anuradha Tiwari
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This Tiwari is living a life your SEVEN generations can only dream of. While you jokers waste time on language wars, North Indian Shukla, Tiwari & Mishra ji are building businesses in Mumbai- giving jobs to many, including Marathis. And yes, they all speak Hindi. Deal with it!
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Rishikesh Taksale
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I request whoever these women are to use these videos to blackmail to get work done, repair roads, ensure the system gets cleaned up. Maharashtra will be forever grateful for your contribution if you pull this off.
@wokeflix_
Wokeflix
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72 IAS, IPS officers, ministers and senior officers befriended by beautiful women, taken to good hotel rooms and filmed having sxx: Maharashtra . In a case of honey trap, 72 bureaucrats, politicians across Maharashtra have been befriended by young and good looking women, taken.
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Rishikesh Taksale
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I feel there is some sort of PR or rebranding going on with this guy "The guy who left IAS for music" saw this on several meme pages.
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Rishikesh Taksale
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Left everything because he was transferred to Arunachal Pradesh (North East) and he was not happy about it.
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Kashish mittal тЭдя╕ПтЭдя╕П
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Rishikesh Taksale
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People of Uttar Pradesh, please confirm.this
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Rishikesh Taksale
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Crash Report. Pilot 1 was heard telling to Pilot 2. "Jali na teri jali na".
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Ankit Kumar Avasthi
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Rishikesh Taksale
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Small vendor should either start paying the taxes or switch to "cash only" transaction and end up losing their businesses to Blinkit, Zomato and Swiggy. I am too lazy to go to ATM to withdraw cash.
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Rishikesh Taksale
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Our biggest problem as Indians is that most of us have never tried to be active citizens, instead, we are party supporters, cult followers, or blind devotees of certain leaders. People even end up justifying corruption in order to defend their favorite leader.
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