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Andrew Lampert

@riptornlover

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Been running scared since I could walk

Joined January 2012
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Andrew Lampert
1 year
Thanks to all who contributed thoughts, suggestions and even prayers in advance of my first & likely only visit to Columbus, Ohio. Your warm response makes me think that I might need to live tweet my journey. Been staying away from X but feel like this trip demands reporting.
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Andrew Lampert
1 year
Where would you go record shopping if you were soon going to Columbus, Ohio for two days? Would you go to any particularly good used book stores? Is there a great place for coffee or a fantastic meal? What would you tell someone like me who has never been to Columbus?
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Andrew Lampert
1 year
I think I once thought that if you got paid to make art then you had made money. It didn’t matter how much you lost creating your art. The act of receiving money meant profit. I was a young man.
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Andrew Lampert
1 year
You live in NYC? Ever travel here? You should give @desertislandbk money because you need it to survive. Stop the madness, your support will make a real difference. Please!!! https://t.co/lxOMQ1GNuo
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Desert Island is a small independent store featuring artist-made comics and … Gabe Fowler needs your support for Help Us Sustain a Creative Community Resource
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Andrew Lampert
1 year
Of all the dummies who make up this great nation, the undecided voters are most certianly our biggest imbeciles.
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Andrew Lampert
2 years
Video and archivist friends! Does anyone know how to remove the https://t.co/1y4rh12p5c watermark from embedded videos? Please advise! Thank you.🙏🏼
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Andrew Lampert
2 years
Writing this quiz with Howie Chen has been one of the high points of my adult life
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Art in America
2 years
So spill the tea, bestie—are you the ultimate Gen Z artist slayin’ the game, or are you still leveling up? Dive into this lit quiz and see if you’re truly giving that main character Gen Z art life, skrrt!
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Andrew Lampert
2 years
TCM logins are hard to find these days
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Andrew Lampert
2 years
Museums are historical inconveniences
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Andrew Lampert
2 years
My only wish for myself is to one day live in a hotel. I have no other aspirations.
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Andrew Lampert
2 years
Starts in 7 minutes. Don’t say I didn’t tell you! https://t.co/W1YEr1Ja39
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Andrew Lampert
2 years
Andy Goes Randy: Lampert Interprets Newman Saturday, May 11 @ 8pm @ The Sunview Luncheonette 221 Nassau Ave, Brooklyn NY Sharing the bill with Invisible Scissors! You, me, us, the music, the night
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Andrew Lampert
2 years
As a professional lyricist I don’t deserve a full co-author credit, but I should be receiving some type of royalty for getting Aerosmith to change the refrain from “Sex on an Escalator” to “Love in an Elevator”….but tell that to BMI and ASCAP. This industry is brutal…..
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Andrew Lampert
2 years
I have it on good authority that President Bill Clinton played the sax solo on Whitney Houston’s chart-topping cover of “I Will Always Love You” and that he nailed it in one take.
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Andrew Lampert
2 years
Lack of everything
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Andrew Lampert
2 years
No news would be great news
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Andrew Lampert
2 years
Does anyone here have a working version of FileMaker Pro 7, and if so would you want to help me open an old file? Pretty please?
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Andrew Lampert
2 years
I follow a few old friends here because we aren’t friends anymore and I am still a little curious about what kind of assholes they’ve become. All of which is to say that I’m a big believer in self-manifestation.
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Andrew Lampert
2 years
Ever done a show (performance, concert, screening) where no one talks to you after? I have! Ever done a show and then rushed away to hide after? I have!
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Andrew Lampert
2 years
People always ask me how I stay so young. My secret? Insecurity.
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