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legion, 28, he/him. (Not affiliated with the card game called riftbound, im just some autistic guy who likes warframe, project moon, horror, & mass transit)

Joined May 2018
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why don't you get totally soaked to the bone taking care of horses in the pouring rain and maybe then you'll feel better.
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TALKIMG ABOUT SLAY THE SPIRE NOW. NORTHERNLION POSTING AT THE CLIPPING SHOW.
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The world is so beautiful man theres a guy a few feet away from us drunkenly shouting (passionately and emphatically) about his really awesome balatro run.
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I got clipping shirts:) didnt think about how annoying it would be to hold them for the show but that's fine. That's life man.
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Bro is down there in a cowboy hat im loving it
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Cooling Prongs pretty cool tbh this is the kind of shit im always wanting to find more of.
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Cute venue
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Observation: disabled white queers love clipping.
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Holy shit the line for clipping went down the whole block and then around the corner and down that block as well. Kinda awesome.
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While watching Parker play OFF it's been so weird to see her walk into places or do puzzles I dont remember at all. As if the last time I played this game wasnt OVER TEN YEARSSSS AGO.
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RT @_soff_mc: Soft breeze #OFFgame
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RT @highsieze6: wanna have dinner and falsify data tonight.
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RT @spidercycle: train
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Being on the metro right as the vyvanse hits is such a beautiful feeling. Pure dopamine.
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Oh its a csx locomotive, blue body with the yellow nose. Just like my icon actually. Very cute.
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Maybe more.
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Holy shit this one has like 16 cars of molten sulfur.
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Really funny to be on the metro as it catches up to the freight train that passed it like 3 minutes before we departed. They run those things so damn slow.
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Honestly I gotta get into wearing berets. Im just afraid of xtine telling me i look like a beatnik again.
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RT @rubberftm: You need good accessories. And the right fabrics. Neckties, berets, leather pants, suspenders.
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