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I do math and like to go places | Raccademic | 🇨🇦 🇬🇧 | He/They | pfp: @artofjonas | Suit: @arcadianatelier | @riffraccoon on other platforms also
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So John Oliver picked up on that weird ‘kids calling themselves furries are behaving like literal animals in school’ thing and has now commissioned art of his “sexy river otter” fursona and let’s be honest it 100% suits him
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“and if you absolutely had to reduce the furry presence online right down to its bones, critiques of conservative economic theory and fuzzy butt shots really are the guiding principles of the whole movement” (watch the whole thing here )
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Happy Raccoon Appreciation Day! Be sure to appreciate your nearest raccoon 🦝
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It's Raccoon Appreciation Day so appreciate your nearest raccoon
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It's Raccoon Appreciation Day! Make sure to appreciate a raccoon near you 🦝🎉
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There was a furry on Jeopardy! last night and Ken Jennings dropped the phrase ‘fursuited fellow’ and I love it
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Don't dance like nobody's watching.
Dance like precisely one person is watching, and they're ʳᵉᵃˡˡʸ ᶠᵃʳ ᵃʷᵃʸ
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Can't wait for spring? Me neither! Here's one weird trick to usher in the warmer weather 🏒❄️
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Apparently it's Raccoon Appreciation Day so here's an educational video
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The walk to the convention center may be long but kudos to MFF for putting these feeding stations along the way
#FurFest
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~Baggage Claim After Anthrocon~
Boyfriend: whoa, this case is really light, what's in it?
Me: oh, yeah, I did some rearranging, that one's just his feet
Bystander: *concerned look*
Me: aha, here comes his head!
Bystander: *edges away*
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First act as a Canadian citizen was taking this photo with the judge because how could I not
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Periodic reminder that raccoons are learning to walk on two legs and when they finally figure it out the human race is done for and honestly I'm okay with that
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Masked Singer *finally* has a raccoon and I am 95% sure I met this guy at TFF
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There is an episode of Wild Kratts where a raccoon becomes giant and rather than be confused or scared it's just delighted by how much more stuff it can grab and/or destroy and you know that's -exactly- how an actual raccoon would react
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Realtor: did you notice the roof damage? I think this house might have raccoons up there, you should definitely factor that into your offer
Me: okay, so up it by like $5,000?
Realtor: ...
Me: ...
Realtor: ...
Me: ...$10,000?
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Passed my Canadian citizenship test! 🇨🇦✅
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~First Day After A Con~
Colleague: you're back! Good trip? What'd you do?
Me: oh not much haha visiting friends nothing weird
Coffee shop lady: long time no see! Been travelling?
Me: haha yeah just seeing friends y'know
Janitor: hey can I grab your trash c-
Me: F R I E N D S
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Art installations always tread such a fine line between "kinda neat" and "definitely a bit weird"
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Them: without crowds, there's no way sports can survive the pandemic
Me:
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Okay this isn't some funny raccoon joke I just got home and I think someone stole my trash can??
Seriously who does that it's like minus twenty degrees out what the hell
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Them: if you must go outside, wear a mask to help prevent the spread of the disease
Raccoons:
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I'm at a random parking lot in Arkansas waiting for the eclipse and the telescope people seem weirdly confused about why I'm practicing my water bending like come on guys everything changed when the fire nation attacked
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Lol, the FWA hotel is shutting off hot water today (Tuesday) for *six hours* for "urgent and necessary maintenance" and all I can say is let's all pray whatever needs fixing is fixed before Thursday, yikes!
#FWA2024
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I just stumbled across this PBR ad and if this isn't someone's fursona it should be so I can date them
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"What's the best thing about being a fox?"
@ZielFox
explains, while
@ASYXCollie
calls me handsome (and holds the camera)
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Y'know they're really committed to the whole 'locals don't pronounce the second T' thing here
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Me, excitedly showing my conbadges to a stranger at the airport: "So this is me :) You might have seen my fursuit on Twitter, that's the *real* me, it kinda looks like this :):) I'm a raccoon :):):)"
US immigration officer: "Sir, for the last time, I need to see your *passport*"
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My boyfriend is moving into his new apartment and I have been very helpful with building furniture
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