mike d
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Joined May 2012
@bigsnugga My blond haired wife got stopped like 500 times for pictures when we were in china and one girl said “Britney Spears!” as I was snapping the pic.
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You can always tell when this guy has a 29 year old girlfriend and when he doesn't.
MARC MARON says men who dislike Greta Gerwig’s BARBIE are “F*cking Insecure Babies.” He goes on to call the film “Monumental” and a “Masterpiece.”.
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I watched NAPOLEON DYNAMITE yesterday for the first time in two decades and genuinely could not stop laughing. It’s great. Expected it to be unwatchable but no, no. People were right back then.
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This will always trend upwards on the funny scale for me every time I see it.
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The hardest thing for people on the internet to imagine is an old woman having a wry sense of humor.
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There has to be something in those dinosaur shaped chicken tenders that made like 10% of the population like this. I'm gonna investigate.
He was literally gonna rape her in that episode and that’s what you upset about 😐
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Paul Thomas Anderson has zero Academy Awards.
Chloe Zhao Directs Horror Trailer For Blizzard Entertainment's Diablo IV Video Game
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I'm not anti-vax whatsoever, but it seems like this is post-9/11 for horrifying medical monopolies. You can't flip out on a guy for saying Pfizer is evil - they're evil!.
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You know why OPPENHEIMER really worked for me above all else? The portrayal of Albert Einstein. In all my years of experiencing outsized pop art celebration of the man, I never saw him as a real guy, and within moments, I totally understood who he was.
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I think Bob Dylan is an explosively talented musical force unlike anything in the 20th century. But there is no story more dull than him shuffling around the NYC folk scene. Never heard it compellingly told - not by Scorsese, not by Dylan himself. Mangold: not gonna crack it.
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BOILING TAKE: Stand-up comedy sucks and has sucked for years. Across the board. It is not a relevant art form in the post-social media era, nor an entertaining one.
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the blu-ray art for THE WHALE is my most anticipated reveal of 2023.
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Watched THE FOG for the first time (I know, I know) in my life last night. Best cinematography in any movie ever?
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@johnsemley3000 Lots more entertaining to watch this guy when you know he won’t be running the free world in 2027.
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This is the worst social media thing in the history of the medium.
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Kip is a character truly before his time. He’s half of the male users on this site.
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I’m bouncing off the walls angry at this moron. 99.999999% of movies are shot out of order. Sounds like TRAP was too. And you absolutely cannot tell the difference you *clod*.
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The movie looks awful of course, but cardboard standee technology has never been better
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I am seriously pulling for Matt Christman, one of the most brilliant people on the planet.
An announcement about the show:.
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Actors aren’t playing pretend over the course of a 40 day shoot going “oh man I’m a little more scared today than I was yesterday, I’m so glad they’re doing this in order” - they spend most of the day on their phone in their trailer and go home at the end of the day you DIPSHIT.
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I think about Paul Schrader's original intended ending for HARDCORE (the daughter is killed in an unrelated automobile accident and George C. Scott 'has to just go home with all of this shit in his head') all the time. Would have made it a near-perfect film.
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"What do you do for a living?"."I work at Starbucks.".*20 seconds of laughing*."Starbucks?! Do you get any pussy there? . hahah he's shaking his head no, hahahahaha".
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People love to be performative about loving ugly old houses on here. Yeah I want a dingy pink toilet.
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This guy had a blank check to make whatever comedies he wanted and ran out of ideas so quickly that he just made movies starring his family or telling the life story of Amy Schumer and then stopped altogether.
Judd Apatow: "If someone made something as funny as 'Hangover' right now, it would make a billion dollars and everyone would be trying to do that." #SNL50
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the 4K stream of ROAD HOUSE on Amazon is a 13 gig file. that is approximately 1/7th the size of a 4K UHD disc. do not trust streaming, do not use streaming, do not support streaming.
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You aren't more patriotic or morally good if you pretend that companies that lobby to keep affordable medicine out of the hands of sick people to enrich themselves are virtuous and worthy of protection from naysayers. You're a rube and a mark.
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This looks worse than a Capital One commercial.
This is the worst "#StarWars" I have ever seen! @Jon_Favreau & @BryceDHoward you should be ashamed and embarressed for making this garbage! If you thought #Grogu jumping was an embarrassing scene, check this out! #TheMandalorian #Mando #DisneyStarWarsIsntStarWars
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Games: you either get a disc or a piece of paper that just enables you to download a huge file, the entire completed game does not exist on that disc whatsoever. Movies: the only place to see the movie in an uncompressed high bitrate format is within the confines of that disc.
Best Buy confirms it's ending sales on physical movies/TV shows in 2024 (in-store and online). It will continue to sell video games. “To state the obvious, the way we watch movies and TV shows is much different today than it was decades ago. Making this change gives us more
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"Being reported today" people are just posting clips of a comedy special lmao.
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Wes Anderson is the subject of more hit pieces than Bryan Singer.
Scarlett Johansson earned $4,131 a week for two months of work on Wes Anderson’s “Asteroid City.” The period film will premiere at Cannes.
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Bob Dylan lyrics from 1981:.
And you know who else never won Album of the Year? I'll give you a hint. He was a carpenter from Nazareth.
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He’s saying this to a guy in a “Who Shit My Pants?” t-shirt.
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@wizradial @willmenaker Those were viewers that understand Lynch is acquainted with the power of magic.
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2018: Hey there's this new podcast and the girls are really mean on it. I think one of them knows Nick Mullen. lol. 2024:.
Our message to every legal immigrant in this country: you’re going back too.
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Brendan Fraser with the biggest "I'm sorry you were molested" present since my uncle gave me $500 when I graduated.
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Speaking of being a rube and a mark: if you think a shot that sticks around in your body for a few weeks like any other intramuscular vaccine that's been around for decades upon decades is actually causing your heart to explode two years later: you are really stupid!.
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Going through the collected works of one of the top online film critics.
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This poster looks like it's from that era where they'd do a 1-disc DVD that you'd see everywhere and then a limited 2-disc DVD with special features (this would be the cover of the 2-disc)
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Something that should have happened but never did: Rick Moranis in a Coen Bros movie.
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Was it the director of THE ANIMAL where he plays a guy who turns into an animal and crawls on the floor.
👀 Actor Rob Schneider shares his personal experiences and insights on the dark side of Hollywood. He reveals that he was once asked to crawl on the ground in a hotel room by a famous director, and he also mentions that many other actors and actresses have faced similar
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@jesuslasupajew You have been a real inspiration to many of us. Keep fighting. Also go to desktop mode and install diff versions of proton and proton GE so you can maximize that performance and skip EA splash pages. Also you're gonna want to explore the 40 hz refresh rate because it's nice.
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As credits rolled on FIRST REFORMED, my dad said “Who the hell wrote that, Al Gore?” really loud in the movie theater.
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Replies to this are all unsolicited Reddit relationship advice for a guy who's wife died 15 years ago.
Liam Neeson says James Bond producers called him "a couple times" to see if he wanted to play 007: "Yes, I would be interested. and then my lovely wife said, ‘Liam, I want to tell you something: If you play James Bond, we’re not getting married.'”
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This has been muted for a while and I am so delighted to see the little community of lunatics that has formed in the replies.
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J.J. Abrams should be serving consecutive life sentences in prison.
Tom Cruise has made a career of being in intense, combative scenes with the best actors in film history and always elevates to their level.
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Once saw someone post that they saw Hitler's ghost and it was more believable bait than this.
it's crazy that PTA, Quentin Tarantino and Wes Anderson -- three contemporaries of the 90s indie boom who have gone on to experiment with evolving ideas of distinct & personal filmmaking -- still haven't topped their debut films. just magic in a bottle.
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@johnsemley3000 He seems, at least in this portrayal, to be entirely exhausted by how much power he and his ilk have, and clearly wanted to step away from it to the extent that he could. Was less about how much you knew & more about how much internal conflict and guilt you could withstand.
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Imagine if the left and right and center of this country could all agree on universal truths like "companies that make gigantic profits selling medicine to dying people are evil"? We could get so much done.
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Listing the ages is so funny. Her brain is still forming!!!.
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Nobody is ‘only’ 23. At some point you can’t use the only anymore and you’re just another person like the rest of us idiots.
Jennifer Love Hewitt Pulled a Director Aside Who Told Her She Needed to Act Sexier, She Replied: 'I Don't Know What That Means. I'm Only 23'
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@mugshawtys I don't want to see the word "streaking" used to describe someone who is not naked.
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? Someone explain why this would wrench your gut.
everyone remembers the gut-wrenching feeling they had hearing these lyrics for the first time.
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@johnsemley3000 Only the Coens found a way in, and even they knew it got boring as soon as Bob arrived.
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Reminder that Barry Jenkins, a monster talent and Oscar winner who is now in the Criterion collection, is working in the Disney ghetto to make a LION KING sequel for people to nod off to in the theater.
✨Announcing our JUNE 2023 Criterion titles! ✨ A sublime San Francisco–set feature debut of love and connection rubs shoulders with a savagely witty British class-war classic, while two favorites by Jean Renoir and Terry Gilliam arrive on 4K!
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It is hilarious and amazing and exactly what the movie needs in those moments.
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Some rumors spreading online that Donald Fagen is in the hospital and "very sick." Send good vibes en masse please.
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@SweatieAngle My night job is sucking titties real good so this is actually a little disorienting for me since it's daytime.
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One of the reasons I still kind of like and empathize with Rogan is never being able to fully shake the story he told on WTF about this guy beating his mother within an inch of her life for bringing ground hamburger home to cook for him for dinner, in front of Joe. Horror.
Apparently Joe Rogans Biological father is calling out Joe Rogan on TikTok
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@BrndnStrssng Him having to put on the glasses and like get in the zone to look at it is so fucking funny.
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Muppet history:.
Disney Plus still shows Bart's penis in The Simpsons Movie. good news for lovers of freedom everywhere
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