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Richard Heller

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Author (despite all). Pianist, cricketer (disputed). Dedicated to defeat of Donald Trump. Free campaign materials against him in prose, poetry and song at site

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Richard Heller
4 months
And hey, an incompetent timeserver with alcohol issues … that’s a Putin kind of guy! The Guardian capriciously refused my thoughts on the Starmer-Dotard relationship but fortunately you have read most of them here first and now the online journal Comment Central,
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Richard Heller
4 months
who would immerse himself in headline-grabbing trivialities … who would cut America’s potential fighting strength by the exclusion of women, ethnic minorities and fat people and anyone who did not look like and move like GI Joe… Hegseth would be a good pick.
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Richard Heller
4 months
who would try to replace the best of them by lickspittles…who would announce a shift in American defense, sorry war priorities, away from confronting his (Putin’s) forces or those of his (Putin’s) master the Paramount Brute and towards civil conflict in America’s cities instead
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Richard Heller
4 months
who would remove all of America’s top commanders from their posts of duty and lock them together in a single room to listen to himself and the Dotard…
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Richard Heller
4 months
But if Putin wanted an American Defense, sorry, War, Secretary who would blurt military secrets to a journalist on a WhatsApp group chat… who would confuse a raid on the Houthis with a raid on Hooters (yes, in fairness I did make that one up)…
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Richard Heller
4 months
A remake of the Manchurian Candidate comes to mind and Hegseth actually looks a little like the wacko character played by Laurence Harvey But I don’t think Hegseth was ever a prisoner of war and he would certainly be a difficult subject for brainwashing.
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Richard Heller
4 months
One out of two is enough and the Dotard’s personal non-faculties can be relied on (with a few wobbles) to deliver Putin’s intended results. But I am now wondering whether Putin groomed Pete Hegseth to take charge of America’s military machine.
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Richard Heller
4 months
I think that the hold is financial not sexual and that Putin is the ultimate creditor of the Dotard’s mismanaged and indebted empire. However, there is a very tenable counter-theory that Putin does not need any specific leverage over the Dotard to turn him into his “useful idiot”
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Richard Heller
4 months
on terms of anonymity about the nature of Putin’s alleged hold over Dotard Trump. Personally, at level 2 point 5 in the hierarchy, one who has read actual books and not by me but by other people and even spoken to a few of their authors,
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Richard Heller
4 months
Fortunately, I had prepared in advance a fine exordium which follows.There’s been multiple speculation from conspiracy theorists, readers of actual books, serious authors of actual books, sources, well-informed sources and even sources with actual knowledge of the matter speaking
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Richard Heller
4 months
and it got the same reception as last time. I think they are too young to remember the speaking clock, the young lady with the cut glass accent and the pips every ten seconds.
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Richard Heller
4 months
An ambulance whisked me to the same hospital which treated the last one and when they dug out my old notes, I repeated my previous jest: As the speaking clock used to say “at the third stroke your… time… will be… up”,
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Richard Heller
4 months
but I recognized it at once when I had a funny turn and subsided to the bedroom floor startling Theo and Mortimer.
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Richard Heller
4 months
These notes and the ascent of global literature were interrupted again by a stroke. Like the one which consumed you all with anxiety some years ago it was not much of a stroke, more a push to midwicket than a full blooded straight drive
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Richard Heller
5 months
Mandelson now toxic or simply ridiculous to huge swathe of US opinion, including Trump supporters. Position untenable, never mind being unfit to represent King and country. New Foreign Secretary Yvette Cooper will lose all authority if she does not sack him.
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Rush
5 months
Released. Peter Mandelson calls Jeffrey Epstein his “best pal”, shares a photo of himself with the paedophile dressed in a bathrobe and one in swimming trunks, finished with “yum yum”. Surely, once again discredited beyond belief, he must now resign. https://t.co/FW0gFfOewN
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Richard Heller
5 months
In https://t.co/vv27UZM89F appealing to both British and American readers for protest against Dotard Trump's impending state visit, a gratuitous act of appeasement which betrays all his victims and all the Americans resisting him, often at great personal risk
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irony-insult-invective-and-maybe-inspiration.ghost.io
Prose and poetry, particularly directed against Donald Trump and his appeasement by Britain's current government.
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Richard Heller
5 months
Still reluctantly using this platform to announce my new Ghost page https://t.co/vv27UZM89F which raises political polemic in prose and poetry to heights never before attempted let alone achieved. All materials therein may be freely used against Dotard Trump and his appeasers.
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irony-insult-invective-and-maybe-inspiration.ghost.io
Prose and poetry, particularly directed against Donald Trump and his appeasement by Britain's current government.
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