please take everything i say extremely seriously. everything i post here can be taken as an intentional moral obligation and reflection of my character

why would i approach the people i want to talk to when i can like all their posts and hope they dm me for being such a good oomf

I looove this color palette

joe rogan was right about one thing it feels good as fuck to ask your friend to pull something up and then have them go off and find it for you while you’re busy being a lazy chud

queuing up for bot lobbies in deadlock

Blaidd #ELDENRING

first weekend back at school i’m gonna to get sooo drunk i can feel the drunk tweets and texts charging up inside my body

they caught it to impress YOU

purple fire

the algorithm is just letting any of my posts get popular now huh

agreed with some classmates talking about how frustrating it is to date men and they thought i was being performative instead of chiming in as someone who also dates men

nevermind i’m normal and don’t need to date anyone ever

beaming horrific nightmarish visions into oomf’s brain until they respond to my dms

straight woman friend just texted me “have you heard of yaoi”

when you want him to want to date you so badly you lowkey have to beam visions of despair and ruin into his head until he gets the picture

i NEED that giant mareep plushie

i feel like i should actually do smth for 1000 followers since apparently that’s a real possibility now 😭

🧡Fluff

me and oomf the moment i get more followers than them

i love drawing furries without studying animal anatomy every creature i draw is some bullshit with a snout

guys…. this isn’t an invitation to send in freaky messages 😭 if you wanna do that my dms are right there