Ælectric Cyberfarmer
@rhensing
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Cosplay farmer, love Tesla & Microsoft, ex-Microsoft-SWI-Defense, Storm Retro, Security boundary nihilist, Macrodata refinement specialist, thought criminal
Joined December 2008
I should probably pin this. I took a 10 year break from Twitter but lately. yeah I’m thinkin’ I’m back!. This blog about my amazing wife sort of explains what I’ve been up to in my absence. I’ve come a long way since the days of MSRC and Infosec cons!
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The President of the United States has refused to even acknowledge the 4 newest American astronauts who helped raise hundreds of millions of dollars for St. Jude. What’s your theory on why that is?.
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He enabled basic Autopilot a mere 3 seconds before driving through the “wall”. He tried to do it sooner but didn’t get the double pull quick enough it seems. So he gave the 7 year old AP stack 3 seconds of images to try and realize what was happening and come to a complete stop?
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Okay. I get a LOT of hate for driving my “Swasticar” around lately but today an F-150 with some father / son dirt bikes in the back rolled up on me on the highway. The window came down. That’s never a good sign. But what happened next made me a little teary. A 9-10 year old kid
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Tesla fam. Any idea what this could be caused by? Wifey losing her damned mind. 😂🤦♂️
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Holy shit. The UFOs are over my farm right now. I’m not kidding. I’m sitting watching Severance and the wife calls me from the farm freaking the fuck out. She said there were like 15 lights in the sky then said 50. She was yelling at me to go outside and look. So I did. Videos.
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Work from home they said. You’ll be just as productive they said.
This is Nick. If you won't maintain a healthy work-life balance, he'll do it for you. 12/10
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It’s time for another “EV math for gas car people”. My Ram 2500 has a 33 gallon tank and costs me approximately $127 to fill from empty at $3.85. My Cybertruck has a 3.4 gallon tank (123kwh) and cost me approximately $17 to fill up (.14c/kwh). I am out doing errands / farm
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@ashleevance I get it but the fact that Pete was initially in denial that this was happening and had to be set straight by Elon show just how dysfunctional everything truly is.
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New intriguing Cybertruck FSD behavior today. These bicyclists were cooking. Going 25-30mph but the Cybertruck moved to pass them. Fine. So I let it and then it just … decided to stay in the left lane. 🤪 I disengaged approaching the hill for obvious reasons. Very bizarre. I’ve
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Really wish I could have attended @WholeMarsBlog spaces on CyberTruck last night because I definitely have some thoughts. We bought this Ram 2500 about 3.5 years ago (it’s a 2019 we got in 2020) to hold us over until CyberTruck delivery. It has 69k miles on it now. It was brand
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This will probably hurt a lot of gas truck owners’ feelings but it’s the truth.
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My wife’s car now goat screams when she honks the horn. I’m sure she will be thrilled with me.
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Wow. It finally happened. We lose power at the farm on a hot sunny day and the wife called me to come hook up the Cybertruck. It’s currently running our 60 gallon bulk tank keeping the milk at a steady 34f and a whole bunch of chest freezers. I just wish the app showed the power
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@chartGOD___ “$60k car requires some minor lubrication after 77k miles saving the owner over $15k in gas in 2 years” is another more accurate statement.
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Let a dude at my football party drive my Cybertruck tonight. He got to experience FSD and it blew his mind. Then he asked about where to charge it so I added all the chargers to the map and he gasped. Then I pressed a button and said “take me to Disney world in Florida” and a few.
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This is 400lbs of feed. You literally can’t do this in a gas or diesel truck. Incredible. 💪😎
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Dude has become a total anti-Tesla clickbait account. Sad.
WhistlinDiesel just ripped his cybertruck apart doing a normal pull. 🤯 I can't believe I trusted that hitch to tow my humvee.
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If you watch just one of my videos tonight watch this one. This object seems to hover and be stationary for so long I almost convinced myself it was a star. And then it slowly. VERY slowly flew right over me and my farm. I estimate it was going 30mph or less. There was some low
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I can’t stand car reviewers who try to pretend that legacy automakers are making EVs on par with Tesla. There is no legacy automaker on par with Tesla. If you buy a non-Tesla EV you are buying an inferior product. Full stop.
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Dude at the feed store couldn’t believe my truck could hold 12 bales of hay and the shavings. 😂.The hay bailer has been reloaded for the next redneck that wants to coal roll me on the highway. 💪
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Drove for 3.5 hours / 225mi and I just spent 12 minutes charging and I’m ready to roll again. These trucks are so terrible on road trips. 🤪🤣
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Wifey reading me a FB story about a local dude who bought a Foundation series when they offered free lifetime supercharging. Now he fills up us truck and uses his truck to fill up his Model 3. He’s saving $1000 month vs the gas bills he used to pay. Genius. 😂🤣🔥🫡.
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Recent text exchange with a family member who rented a Tesla.
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So something has changed. On my 3 hour round trip drive today hauling the cows - I got zero angry / rude gestures and one thumbs up from a guy exiting to my right in like a Rav4. Better yet? .I saw 3 or 4 Cybertrucks on my trip today. We all waved. Nature is healing.
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I’m so stupid for buying a Cybertruck. When I’m towing it only gets like 30-50mpg and when I’m just driving it around it only gets 100mpg. Oh and it has an air suspension and four wheel steering. Oh and it freaking drives itself and parks itself. Oh and it powers my house and
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Driving my Cybertruck on a 920mi round trip. In my Ram 2500 the 460mi (each way) at 11mpg at $3.49 (price at the Sheetz I’m charging at) would be $145. Each way. I would have to stop once each way to fill up for maybe 7-10mins. In my Cybertruck I have to stop 2x for 12-20mins
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Hmm. @tesla I think dog mode should be available below 20%. I stopped on way home to get some food and left my dog in the truck. It wouldn’t let me turn on dog mode so I rolled window down. Forgot I had the setting to roll windows up on lock. I checked the app and it was 81f so I.
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In my Ram 2500 the 3/4 mile trek to the road would invariably see these trash cans fall over. So I started laying them flat and then loose trash would fall out and any water in them would spill on me as I laid them down. Now I just Cyberchomp the cans with the tonneau. 💪
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Disagree. I’d love to have grazing animals on my prime farmland with shade and shelter from solar panels.
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@mikepat711 I voted Dem most of my life. Biden really exposed the Dem parties authoritarianism. Illegal forced vaccines. Illegally pressuring media to censor “misinformation”. Combine that with the open borders to import voters. It was all just so transparent. And to see the press cover it.
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Okay this is getting a little ground hog day. The drones are flying a pattern. They start from the same point I chased one down earlier. They start hovering there and after a few minutes move towards me and my farm. Check these out
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Early morning hay hail. 16x 800lb bales on a 4,500lb trailer. Don’t tell Wes. 🙏
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Went to the dump this morning and a county employee sitting in a county Ford made the mistake of yelling “hey can I throw a steel ball at your truck?” He wasn’t prepared for me to call him out. I whipped it around the Jersey barrier to his side, parked next to him and said “you.
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I can’t believe the NHTSA stop is dead. This is probably my favorite part of v13 so far.
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Drove my wife’s OG “farm Y” to the farm just now. Haters will say this is AI generated.
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The free stainless steel carrying case that came with my Powerwalls
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Wish the frame rate was better on dashcam. This dude in an F150 was all excited to see the Cybertruck pulling a livestock trailer. He had a Hoonigan sticker and flags on the back and was filming me and giving thumbs up. So I threw it in sport and dropped the hammer when we were
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It’s important to remember that this whole outcome and “the Delaware judge” is due to Elon angering the Democratic Party with his pro-Liberty / pro-Freedom / anti-Authoritarian / anti-woke views. This case was pure lawfare from the Democratic Party to punish Elon for his.
This Delaware judge probably did more damage to Tesla than short sellers did to Tesla between 2013 and 2019, but only in the short run. In the long run, this battle has probably strengthened Tesla retail shareholders by forcing us to wake up and fight. This will be useful in.
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Got back from the farmers market so it’s time to jump into my Cosplay Farmer costume because coming down the driveway I saw a white dog and a brown cow separate from the herd. That usually means only one thing.
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Dude. Tesla made my Model Y massively more efficient in a recent update!!! Have never seen numbers this low at 70mph in the cold. Ever.
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I feel awful. Tonight I realized that I take all these photos of my favorite Tesla of all time and I tag Tesla or Cybertruck or Wes … but I don’t know that I’ve ever tagged the worlds best designer?. I know that @woodhaus2 has moved on to newer vehicles but I feel like I should
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I feel like we don’t talk enough about how cool a Cybertruck sounds under load.
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My friend who resisted buying a Tesla for nearly a decade of me pestering him finally broke down in December and got a Y. Now he loves it so much he’s planning to buy a used Plaid X and Powerwalls and solar. That’s how this works. 😂🤣🤷♂️.
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Yes. And without the gay sounding supercharger whine.
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I don’t know who needs to hear this but:.✅Elon is not a Nazi.✅The Cybertruck doesn’t rust .✅The Cybertruck rear end doesn’t fall off when towing.✅ The Cybertruck can tow trailers 180mi without charging.✅ Teslas don’t take hours to charge on 8hr road trips.✅ FSD will safely.
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Delusional people living in a false perceived reality projected to them by fake news organizations. 😂🤣
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Why EV trucks will win. 👇. I’ve had my Cybertruck for 11 months and an even 20k miles now. I wanted to see what the app thinks I’ve saved (vs gas). It says I’ve spent $1,777 on EV go juice. It doesn’t let you enter a comparable gas trucks numbers for efficiency so who knows
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Hey remember that time that unhinged anti-@elonmusk Democrat in California tweeted out “Fuck Elon Musk” and he replied “message received” and moved his headquarters to Texas, bought Twitter to tear down the left-leaning Fourth Estate and then overthrew the entire Democratic deep
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Let’s talk about vampire drain. At some point Tesla solved it sufficiently. This Model Y is driven only on weekends. For some reason I forgot to slide it back to 80% last weekend. It has been sitting all week since last Saturday unplugged. It hasn’t lost a single percent of
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Early morning towing zen….only 9,000lbs or so today.
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Another successful early morning haul. The art and the artist. 🫡🇺🇸💪
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Okay. Today was my first tow with Absolute Unit. She towed a 16ft livestock trailer 91 miles round trip with an average of 705wh/mi. On a 123kwh usable pack this yields a 100->0% range of 174 miles. I drove in chill and low suspension and cruised at 70mph on the highway legs and
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My 19yo has a 2020 Model 3 he got last year with 50k miles. He has 80k miles now and he’s on his way back home from a trip near the Canadian border. I’ve been tracking him in the app. He has stopped exclusively at v3s and his car has no problem hitting 250kw/1000mph charge rates
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Hurt a Chevy owners feelings today. I was just minding my own business in the right lane listening to Shawn Ryan when he gets up next to me and downshifts to show me his loud pipes. So I took it off Chill and got behind him. Eventually 70 opened to 3 lanes and I got ahead of him.
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170mi round trip hauling a cow with the Cybertruck? No problem. When I used to do this trip with my gas truck we’d always forget to drive 14mi round trip to fill up the tank so I would always hit the road with an unknown amount of gas and then have to look for a trailer friendly
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Helped a friend and her daughter take delivery of their Model 3 with FSD yesterday. The most frustrating thing in the world is trying to teach new drivers how to satisfy the steering wheel nags without disengaging. Worse? After they disengage they don’t even realize it so I.
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Me just now to an old man who asked me what the truck was on the way into the barber “it’s basically a 600hp heavy duty truck that gets 100mpg. Oh and it’s bulletproof”.
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Winter is coming. Today’s chore was to pick up 14x ~600lb bales of hay since we are finally done with our batch of 120 or so we stocked up on last year. It’s been a harder winter than expected so the cows are eating more than expected. This trailer is about 4,500lbs. 💪
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Thursday morning hay haul and some one pedal driving thoughts. Look how effortless is to haul 10,000lbs in this thing. Steering with 2 fingers and never touching the brake pedal. Gas and diesel trucks suck sooooooo bad compared to this.
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We live in interesting times. Teslas are vastly superior in most cases to gas cars and even other EVs but because of politics people will continue to avoid them choosing to stay trapped in a financial doom loop with big oil. Grok is now the leading AI and it’s clear that it.
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Little things like this bother me. I need to know. Is it for aero? 😂🤷♂️
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Man I love whoever is running Tesla socials now. 😂🔥.
@dezmondOliver Car needs to be in the middle of your circle.
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Holy. Fucking. SHIT!!!!! They FUCKING DID IT! I’m actually tearing up!!!!!!
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I carry straps in my Cybertruck. If I roll up on this situation and need to charge I'll have zero qualms about wrapping a strap around an axel and pulling that car out of my gas pump stall.
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Start here.
If you watch just one of my videos tonight watch this one. This object seems to hover and be stationary for so long I almost convinced myself it was a star. And then it slowly. VERY slowly flew right over me and my farm. I estimate it was going 30mph or less. There was some low
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Lost power at the farm AGAIN. We lost power for 5 hours the other day. Once again Cybertruck to the rescue running the milk chill tank and our freezers. The milk will cool back down to 34f in a few minutes. Wifey can come over and milk cows in a few hours if it’s not back on.
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I own.Model S.2x Model Y.Model 3.Cybertruck .PowerShare (home).PowerWalls (farm).Starlink (home).Starlink Roam (farm).X Premium+ or whatever it’s called. Oh and $TSLA.And they are the best products I own and use. By far. 🤘.
I have Model Y, Model 3.Starlink Home and Starlink Roam only to support SpaceX, we have fiber too. Own and subscribe to FSD.X Premium+. Put your money in what you believe in.
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Since my Cybertruck can only tow about 150mi before needing to charge I bring a gas truck with me to make sure I get where I’m going in time. Can’t afford to wait around all day charging. 🤷♂️
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I fear that @elonmusk is stuck in a doom loop of his own making. I love that he acquired Twitter and has removed the censorship. I’m grateful that he is exposing the horrible evil stuff that is happening in this country every day that before was being censored heavily and we
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Sighs. I drive my Cybertruck on FSD during the week and on weekends. On special occasions I get to drive the wife’s Y. Well. I get to supervise it driving me. Tonight was a concert 25mi away in Silver Spring. Horrible city traffic. FSD in the Y just hits different than the truck.
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@MitchLandrieu46 @POTUS @Tesla @POTUS taking credit for Tesla’s continued growth is like the rooster trying to take credit for the sun rising.
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Oh and 3.5 years of gas payments at an average of 11mpg and $3.50/gallon means this $46k base “work truck” has cost us an additional $21,954 in fuel! So at this rate in another 3.5 years or so we would have paid as much in FUEL as we would have for the truck! Insanity.
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One unexpectedly nice thing about the Cybertruck is because you don’t need to Rino line the bed it’s much easier to sweep out. Rino lining is like sandpaper and makes sweeping dirt and loose hay out very hard because it sticks.
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Welp. The tailgate didn’t make it 3 days before we damaged it. 😂
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And having a new dog and being unsure of how he will react to being left alone in the truck while I shop … having the ability to check on him via the app is so great! He’s such a good boi. 😂
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@arctechinc The path planning line seems less jumpy in this build. Still not crazy about how slowly it pulls out onto 50mph roads. It needs to commit and then get on the throttle!.
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@Flavinrocks @SawyerMerritt @WalterIsaacson @woodhaus2 That what they threw at the window during the unveil?.
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If you aren’t listening to Trump here’s a summary:.Trump: <rambles>.Elon: “yeah”.Trump: <continues rambling>.Elon: “yeah”.Trump: <continues rambling>.Elon: “yeah”.Trump: <continues rambling>.Elon: “yeah”.Trump: <continues rambling>.
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@elonmusk @SecretaryPete He’s probably busy calling the FAA telling them to quit doing the stuff he said they weren’t doing sir. Please be patient.
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Rate my son’s drifting skills. 😬.Man the Cybertruck looks so damned majestic in deep snow. @wmorrill3 thank you for this amazing product sir. 😂🤣💪
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