.@TPExpressTrains how on earth can a train which left Scarborough simply disappear from the station boards at Malton but is still showing as On Time when it's 12 minutes (and counting) late? I know it's Haloween and all...

As a former patient of @Moorfields I am absolutely delighted (but not surprised) that it has been ranked best @NHSuk Hospital Trust. The culture of care there is truly humbling.

Dear, dear Sir Terry. We still miss you! #Songnumbernine #EurovisionRTVE #Eurovision2025

Well done @CPFC . Fully deserved!

Word of the day: Teaflated - that crushing feeling when you pick up your cup thinking you've got one slurp of tea left and realise you've finished the lot... @susie_dent

I think @BBCNews is marvellous. But on the day of the most seismic shift in UK politics for decades, it leads with this. I long for reconciliation between Harry and his dad. But this is not news. It's self aggrandisement. A terrible editorial decision.

Wonderful to be back at @KCM_PottersBar this morning - it's pretty rare for me to be in the same parish two weeks in a row! Traditional Eucharist and then Café Church to talk about Kindness as a Fruit of the Spirit. So heartening to see this gathering growing. @diostalbans

Great to be at @pbtfc this week for #NonLeagueDay . A little closer to the action than I was at the away end at Millwall last week! #nonleaguefootball

Beautiful #Taize service where we gave thanks for members of the LGBT+ community who've made an immeasurable difference to our nation. Proud to be part of a church which seeks to be inclusive. I gave thanks for Dave from @Ord_Off who lived and breathed inclusion. @diostalbans

.@Panshangparkrun - a gorgeous mud-free one-lapper with fine views and a brilliant team of #hivisheroes - all within 25 minutes of home!* #loveparkrun @parkrunUK *one of these statements is not strictly true...

My eyes went a little misty when I heard about this. An amazing story of human ingenuity. I shall be forever grateful to Prof Bainbridge and his team of retinal surgeons at @Moorfields who managed to fix my wonky eyes. #lovemoorfields https://t.co/0VHDAu3dY1

Glass houses etc...

Another new #parkrun this morning. Oaklands College is a lovely mudfest of a two-lapper with a swamp. It was only the 4th event there today. Hats off to the event team who've devised a really interesting course in a small space and of course to the #hivisheroes. #loveparkrun

There's nothing else for it THE GREAT BRITISH BISHOP OFF 1. Preach Week. All bishops to offer their signature homily, exegesis on a surprise Bible verse hidden under the red gingham, and a showstopper full-length sermon. One to be crowned Star Bishop, another to leave the tent

A wonderful #Candlemas - so lovely to be welcomed back to a church (St Paul's, Bushey) where I cover one service a month. Nearly every seat taken. And some fabulous cake afterwards to celebrate a couple of regulars getting engaged. Image from the Melisinde Psalter, 12th Century

We celebrated #BurnsNight at work last night with a magnificent Ceilidh. I've never had such fun dancing the Gay Gordon or Stripping the Willow! Tonight it's a quiet night in. #Slainthe

Only one set of cufflinks I could wear this morning at @KCM_PottersBar ... #WeddingatCana #Waterintowine #thebestisyettocome

Appalling lack of fact-checking in the @Telegraph @TeleFootball today. Liam Delap was 8 when this @stokecity photo was taken in 2011. And I'm not sure Danny Higginbotham would want to be known as his dad...

I blubbed more than Keith during those reveals... just wonderful to see such creativity and technical ability #PotteryThrowdown

Is #PotteryThrowdown the most life affirming programme on telly? If not, what should I be watching instead?