How diabolical that the people we spend the most time thinking about are the ones who won't get back to us.

The verb enjoin has 2 meanings, and these 2 meanings are nearly exactly opposite. Also, the verb sanction. 2 meanings that are not just divergent but their own converse. And, these two words, enjoin and sanction, are nearly synonymous at all 4 of their meanings.

I live in constant fear of developing a peanut allergy.

The value of a winter sock is directly proportional to how difficult it is to put on.

I may or may not be timing my daily runs to coincide with the 7p cheering and applause for healthcare workers.

One of the most anticipated moments of my week is every friday listening to Michael Barbaro pronounce the name of a member of his production team, Sindhu Gnanasambandan.

finally, high temps in new york. song of the week is wait for the summer by yeasayer. we'll sleep where we wanna. https://t.co/VqOHEli5ZU

song of the week is cover me, by depeche mode. yes I'll be at MSG on 9/9 and yes I still have my violator tee shirt.

the case for optimism. https://t.co/miQgusuSo4

Here comes the elephant carried by mice. Song of the week is mice by shahman. https://t.co/23bkx9Jrm0

Infidelity themed song of the week is tearing me up by bob moses. https://t.co/psHyblA7Jk

Resist the end of summer with the song of the week, The Last Ones Standing, by Tep No. http://t.co/2tcdMc66tN http://t.co/MLSivXW33V

today, this is how you say made in china. http://t.co/zUjxjoJqs0

The best covers are different enough from the original to give you a new, different love of the original. http://t.co/DNMSAvgBDs

what @karyninny friends are for http://t.co/c2NIex1nmL

Song of the week is no good by perfume genius. http://t.co/8fY1p8V8Av

Tropical song of the week is deepest lake on the planet by dengue fever. http://t.co/ct4OuOUGYr http://t.co/UdCDMKJB36

buying stuff I don't need with money I don't have to impress people I don't like. song OTW is senator by dear denizen. http://t.co/LC486x2CdI

Can't decide whether to click follow? Estimate tweet value. TwV > 1 is auspicious. http://t.co/ENNWoIGE4k

Dataclysm friend analyzer visually groups your friends and ranks them by how *assimilated* into your life they are. https://t.co/Ur4qKWmaAQ