In light of today’s salutes, I will be permanently deactivating my account soon. Just gotta make sure I follow y’all on other socials first

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“Wanna self sabotage but my therapist told me not to” ass mood I guess this is growth lol

Let’s do this

High at work on Sudafed and Mucinex, working on a new design It’s like staring at corporate, vapid modern art trying to extract meaning and emotion

Merry Christmas to me, I think a close friend blocked me 🫠

I sincerely hope every Republican member of the NC legislature always has something stuck in their teeth that they can’t floss out

I just heard a BYU choir rendition of O Holy Night that changed “slave” to “son” and I think that about sums up a lot of white US Christianity

It should be illegal to work on rainy days. All I want to do is nap, drink a hot beverage, and cuddle lol

Y’all ever miss the days before social media?

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Today I changed my email signature on an internal email from “Regards” to “With cold regards and RBF” because stupid emails at 4pm on Friday is stupid

Balls are a useful temperature measurement for extremes Cold as balls? Extra cold Hot as balls? Extra hot But temperate as balls? wtf is wrong with you

In a dive bar that’s playing Iron Maiden

This morning I farted myself awake

I am violently bored at work

One time this past summer, a woman I was seeing showed my picture to a friend, who said I was “whimsically cute” Still haven’t figured out whether it was meant as a compliment or warning 😅

Sometimes you just need a honey bun

Never, ever underestimate these things: 1) white supremacy 2) the callousness of white men towards everything but their net worth Yes I know I said the same thing twice

Saying things “stink” instead of “suck” should make a comeback, partly because using sexual terms to describe things negatively reinforces the view of sex as inherently bad, but mostly because stinking is categorically worse than sucking. In this essay I will..,