A fantastic Saturday night at the Albert Hall. My third time there and they gave me a Plaque. A fantastic audience gave me a wonderful evening and a heart full of great memories. Thank you all for being so kind, so wonderful, and making an older man very very happy.

Apparently the UK Government is about to announce that it will give everyone a smart phone.

A regional theatre. Back row. Upper Circle. £75

If you have Facebook, this is very funny. https://t.co/yQJlogUxEl

Don't worry - RNLI have already been called.

Went to a local cafe advertising "Afternoon Teas". It was 2.35pm. "We close at 3" was the first greeting I received. Not "stop serving" at 3. They CLOSE at 3pm. I don't think they quite have the concept right. I didn't stay.

My replacement Blink camera, from Amazon but delivered by FedEx, has travelled from Limerick to Shannon, from Shannon to a town just outside Paris (presumably by air) and is due to be delivered to me (in England) some time next week. It probably makes sense to someone....

A Beefeater restaurant today. Bon appetit! #beefeater #whitbread

God , that sounds even worse than yellow snow. Take care out there....

6' 1" footballer meets 6' 3" President.

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And here's an actual 'interview' with Jason Derulo.

Here's a link to the podcast making the news.

Fair play - he was only elected 6 weeks ago.

A company I recently bought a phone from contacted me to say if I bought one of their new models from Amazon and left a 5* review, they would give me my money back. I did. They did. Never trust Amazon reviews.

Apparently they have turban-wearing Muslims in the US. Who knew?

I've just noticed that you can download the VE Day 2 minute silence on BBC Sounds. I'm still processing this.

Testing

Isn't this the refrain from Cell Block Tango in the musical Chicago?

I've not heard ANY of the Papal candidates say what they are going to do about illegal immigrants being given hotel rooms, mobile phones, Nike trainers and gourmet food. Not one. I won't be voting for any of them.