Not to brag or anything, but I offered a lender 6k per unit today. So, yea, I still f’ing got it.

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Far from right wing, but I’ll give it a shot. The CHIPS act was bipartisan legislation created during Trump’s first term as a first step in restoring semiconductor manufacturing, among other things. Biden was the one to oversee allocation of ~50B into the CHIPS program.

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When I was 9yo, I had a paper route. At the end of the year, dad told me I needed to write a check to pay taxes. After he explained taxes, I said, “but that’s not fair, I worked hard for that money” and my worldview hasn’t changed that much.

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Schrodinger's tenant:. The apartment is both fine and destroyed.

A link between crime and housing costs. For a variety of well-known reasons, it's more expensive to live in a nice part of town than a rough part of town. Crime, schools, access to healthcare and employment, etc. Let's assume a City is split into five good and five bad.

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The American dream is to collect a variety fees overpaying for a pool of assets that you can then dump on the retail crowd through their 401k.

I’m mostly against waterboarding, but we should find out who’s responsible for this.

Who among us hasn’t conflated revenue with cash flow?.

Asking for a syndicator friend, but if you still don’t have 2024 K-1s out to LPs in mid-August, are you doing a good job?.

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Two things about making a real estate investment. 1. You probably said the biggest number.2. The seller would rather have your cash than the deal they know better than you. You might be right, but you aren’t definitely right. Have some humility and execute. Save that closing.

I predict this will end poorly

Lender: you’re offering 10k per unit?!. Me: you’re losing 400k per month. Lender: still, that’s insultingly low. Me:

This is perhaps the dumbest thing I've ever seen in a marketing email.

Distressed.“I mean…it’s 10k a door, how fucked up could it be? Like, what’s the worst that could possibly happen?”

Value-add.“Bro, this deal is sick. We get in there, put in some shaker cabinets, paint the thing, and rename it The Judson at WaterChase. The tenants? Bro, they’re dying to pay more in rent for granite countertops, this market is underserved and needs luxury flooring.”

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