Well i haven't tweeted in months... I have an employee going nuts who called me on my day off who took too long to get off the phone wheh i said i had been drinking we'll talk tomorrow

Current dating adventures: dude asked me why I was on tinder I answered him He asked me again I told him he already asked and he unmatched me If you're gonna be fake, be better

Way to warn me of the outage, @Xfinity

I've made some new friends this year and thought neat, people i don't know thanks to work or burlesque! The friend I'm meeting up with i met through my FWB that i met because of a burlesque director I worked with.

Today's workout brought to you by bloating

For the 1st time ever a stranger on the street asked where I got my hair cut because it looks nice I'll be riding that high all day

Saw a 37 yr old on tinder saying he's waiting for marriage. You do you, but tinder is not the place

Today's workout brought to you by the lack of my pre workout snack.

Damn. I've had wine and now i want human snuggles. But specific humans They're not here I'll settle for cat. Every cat lady orgin story

Today's workout brought to you by a small Cheval burger

Me at the gym "why is no one telling me happy birthday?!" ...i don't talk to anyone here 🤣 Today's workout brought to you by 38

And the guy casually drinking pop while he's working out

Today's workout brought to you by me forgetting my gym shoes

Today's workout brought to you by Canadian wildlife smoke. (Hope everyone is ok)

And of course i was right

I just asked a dude on tinder if he's an AI bot, how's your Tuesday?

Jeans guy is back in the gym wearing khakis He's leaving with a BAG OF CHIPOTLE that was sitting out his entire workout.

My new upstairs neighbor walks SO MUCH. 2am? Walking 7 am? Walking 6pm? Walking They don't sleep

Today's workout brought to you by the final goodbye to one of my favorite apartments

I had a very hard work related day. Lost my temper. But i have some strong support so i feel better Still might get myself a lil treat