We could've had it all you stupid fucking bitch

the machine is doing this to you right now https://t.co/CJPnAYBX7W

"Your shit's all retarded" is one of the most beautiful phrases in the English language.

DoorDash should let you pay $7 more to make your driver sit there and watch you eat it

marching through the wood, howling

Se me avía olvidado subir por acá el dibujo para el conbook 💀 Más vale tarde que nunca ajsjsjasj Tags: #furrydrawing #furryart #confuror #ibisPaint #fpy

Fun fagt you can get rid of the spooked feeling by getting really really sad instead 👍

My brilliant plan of binging spooky videos the entire afternoon didn't account for the fact that bf is out of town and can't VC with me to keep away the monsters under the bed...

https://t.co/IiFCp3HiPk

Enjoyement of Monthy Python's sketches gap relationship

Pancake flipping epic fail compilation

One thing about flipping pancakes is if you don't time it exactly right to the precise moment they are perfectly cooked it won't work.

I remember when birthdays meant something *clicks lighter*

https://t.co/3CAemdBjVn

Lalala gn my friends i love you all :)

the day is here

making new friends

I ❤️ Going Silent For a Month This one's for all the gormless oafs out there

My boyfriend is so Handsome it's Unreal

this months sticker