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The superintelligence assembling itself from the future is secretly plotting for us to win.
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@latinedisce
Learn Latin
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I can’t believe my eyes. The USA is at the exact latitude and covers almost perfectly the territory of the Roman Empire.
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I can’t imagine a worse punishment than God bestowing eternal life upon me Hell is anywhere the entropic arrow of time is absent
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I’m being dead serious when I say it’s substantially less shameful to watch actual porn
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I don’t trust people that watch this kind of stuff
@KitsuneroVT
Kitsu 🦊💊
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They‘re turning the frogs gay
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Have you ever, in your lifetime, peed in a public pool
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Like, they would overtly joke about raping/pillaging/wasting taxpayer money And it wasn’t subtle
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During Roman triumphs it was customary for the legionaries to sing extremely crude and graphic chants when they returned and paraded through the city These anecdotes from Roman history have largely been cleansed to translate literally, as opposed to their true vulgar forms
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Historical quotes and anecdotes are almost always translated into the most polite, proper, academic English possible Which is really funny, because in their native language and historical context, they were probably spoken in the most vulgar language possible
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Late night talk shows feel like some kind of MKUltra consensus manufacturing experiment Host tells an extremely mid joke with trite political commentary pushing the current thing and the laugh track plays and the crowd starts hollering like it’s the best shit ever
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The ideal wife uhh has big titties and uhhh a big ass and uhhh does nothing but worship me all the time and sucks the dick off my torso
@usuallypregnant
Barefoot Pregnant
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MEN ONLY: is this the IDEAL wife??
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>in samurai school >they just outlawed the samurai
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AI progress has lead to tangible increases in my quality of life but it has also introduced an intangible doubt of whether or not ______ will be viable in 3 years There’s a very subtle impact on enthusiasm to learn something when you doubt the feasibility of applying it
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>”im so fucking sick of people accusing me of being on drugs” >look inside >they’re on drugs
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It’s like saying “some people just do the fent fold naturally bro That’s just how they are bro” because you’ve been lethargic or depressed before
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The response to this thread illustrates just how many people have zero clue how much casual stimulant abuse occurs in white collar settings Absolutely zero clue
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There is literally ZERO CHANCE hyperanimated CEOs are just naturally that way I have done a lot of amphetamines. I’ve done a decent amount of cocaine. I’ve compared and contrasted people’s personalities (and my own) on and off these drugs There is ZERO chance
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I judge CEOs not by the presence of drugs in their routine, but by their drug(s) of choice
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It’s fucking crazy that they ran a Ray William Johnson clone for 48 SEASONS on national television Different world
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