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The superintelligence assembling itself from the future is secretly plotting for us to win.
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This Shit Was So Ass. Who the FUCK played Halo 4/5. You'd have more fun smashing the disc with a Hammer
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it’s definitely a conspiracy perpetrated by Reactionaries and not naturally emergent from pro-social behavior.
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yeah all of those historically tested axioms that are passed via tradition are just total horse shit right.
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“you just think ___ is bad because it was conditioned into you” ok why was it conditioned into me.
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If I die, this person will receive $1,000,000 instantly. Surely there’s no way this could go poorly for me.
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Life insurance is so funny because you’re basically buying a bounty on your own head.
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Ideal Halloween trick or treat material.
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RT @uncledoomer: i ordered bootleg zyns from sweden and this is the tin they came in. are you fucking kidding me?
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>son of Pompey.>starts wearing a cool blue cloak.>raises a giant fuckass fleet of ships.>rebels against Octavian’s Rome.>calls himself “the Boat King”.>seizes Sicily, Corsica and Sardinia.>rules his Neptunian empire for 15 years. Beast mode
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Flagrant, absurd, insulting coverup. Complete catastrophe. No recovering.
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Trump is genuinely cooked. MAGA is completely done. Absolute catastrophe.
Donald Trump says people who want to know the truth about Epstein shouldn't support him.
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People who say shit like this should be legally mandated to verify their own net worth before posting.
@creatine_cycle i don't know how it is for other people, but these days the decamillion net worth boundary is the threshold at which i'll start to actually listen to what you're saying.
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Every time I try to take my kid to storytime in Brooklyn it's always THIS TYPE OF BOOK. Can't we just read classics like Where the Wild Things Are (a great book about monsters and the importance of obeying yr mother) or Go Dog Go (about traffic laws and treetop parties)?
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