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Protocol engineering at @helium. Opinions are my own.

San Diego
Joined May 2021
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@redacted_noah
Noah 🎈
2 months
Tutorial time! I built an automated fanout/split wallet with Tuktuk. Tokens go into one wallet and flow out to any number of wallets split by shares. You can use it now for free at Docs for Tuktuk at
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@redacted_noah
Noah 🎈
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Early internet adoption was driven largely by porn. Crypto adoption is driven largely by gambling. Humans love their vices.
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Noah 🎈
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Writing Solana smart contracts is actually super easy. Debugging them, on the other hand. .
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Noah 🎈
2 days
For those of you who build your Solana UIs off of indexers + databases + APIs, what is your local development workflow? Do you have a way of building against localnet? Or do you just always test on devnet?.
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Noah 🎈
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Solana rewrite in nodejs and call it snaildancer.
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Noah 🎈
4 days
RT @SimkinStepan: I have good news and I have bad news. The good news is: the cavalry is coming. Solana is going to win. All the tech prob….
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Noah 🎈
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Happy 4th of July!.
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Noah 🎈
6 days
DAOs assume rational actors, but people are irrational. For example: HNT stakers decide the split of token emissions that go to IOT vs MOBILE subnetworks. IOT makes up 1% of network revenue and yet gets 35% of emissions. This is actively hampering growth of the only thing w/.
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Noah 🎈
6 days
I am once again asking you all to build something useful.
@bangerzNFT
bangerz
6 days
i am officially anti token launchpads. i am tired of seeing new token launchpads. & I AM TIRED of the old token launchpads. INNOVATEEEE!!!!!!. Satoshi didn't create peer-to-peer money for you neckbeards to copy paste rug factories.
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@redacted_noah
Noah 🎈
6 days
Spend an hour tracking down a bug, annoying the Helius team about incorrect asset proofs. Only to find some idiot burned their hotspot NFT. πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ. The best argument against self-custody is a conversation with the average crypto user.
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Noah 🎈
7 days
The real question is, how much overlap is there between the two?
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Noah 🎈
7 days
Mobile development would be so much better if we could just get rid of Android
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Noah 🎈
8 days
It's been 2 months and I have to upgrade react-native AGAIN
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Noah 🎈
8 days
Stocks get put on-chain. Immediately, some crypto degen:
@laine_sa_
Laine ❀️ stakewiz.com
8 days
Someone burned a tiny amount of TSLAx, what happens now? LOL.
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Noah 🎈
8 days
Helium fixes this.
@zerohedge
zerohedge
9 days
Thank you for your attent
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Noah 🎈
9 days
Tokenized stocks on chain. ETFs getting tokens onto traditional markets. TradFi and Defi πŸ’•
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Noah 🎈
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Be the green you want to see in the charts
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Noah 🎈
13 days
Kind of crazy that if your place of business has bad cell reception, all you have to do is plug in a Helium hotspot. Business owners are used to paying for such utility. Minds are blown when they find out that instead, they fix their coverage problem *and* get paid for it.
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Noah 🎈
13 days
I just realized it’s been a couple months since I’ve had issues landing transactions, deploying programs, etc. Solana working smooth as butter. Did devs do something?.
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Noah 🎈
13 days
One depressing thing about building on Solana is that over the last few years, wallets have just gotten worse and worse. I’m to build something new and now completely blocked by the enshitification of wallets. @phantom can’t do a basic signMessage because it thinks a 32 byte.
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Noah 🎈
13 days
I love all these vibe-coding tools shunting off dozens of agents into async tasks as if you don't have to actively supervise agents like they are a cracked out child with ADHD. Otherwise they produce absolute garbage that doesn't work.
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