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Emmy | GLAAD award nominated Comedian | Writer @wgawest ❤️‍🔥 HOT ❤️‍🔥 but will play ugly for the right award 🏆 Stand up featured by @showtime & @hbomax

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I will never forget the incredible time artists were allowed to work
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“No I didn’t give Bill the sloppy slop… but if I did… oh he’d bust! I’d make him bust so hard… unlike Hillary…” - Trump talking to reporters
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Did they really have to make the infographic a big sperm…
@ChrisCillizza
Chris Cillizza
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In the newly-released Epstein emails, Donald Trump is mentioned more than Bill Clinton and Larry Summers -- by a lot https://t.co/kYBwregRfc
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I dunno I just have a feeling that buying a four thousand dollar purse might fix me
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My algorithm content is now the most depressing horrific news you’ve ever heard alongside videos images and general facts about cats with the occasional hot gay guy
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Gender is so stupid
@NewYorker
The New Yorker
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It’s become conventional wisdom that America’s young men are in crisis. The reality is more complicated than that.
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There’s alot going on in the world but I think it’s ridiculous that anytime you use a discount code now you can’t also use your saved points for a further discount… this feels new to me…
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The perfect Halloween costume :(
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Jojo Sliwa
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An incredible opportunity for Pepsi
@DiscussingFilm
DiscussingFilm
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Coca-Cola’s annual Christmas advert is AI-generated again this year. The company says they used even fewer people to make it — “We need to keep moving forward and pushing the envelope… The genie is out of the bottle, and you’re not going to put it back in”
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Okay so no one in nyc knows how to make a matcha latte…
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If you think anyone should starve you are not a good person
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Dude ai is literally a Ponzi scheme they know it sucks
@MorePerfectUS
More Perfect Union
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The 10 wealthiest people on Earth have grown over $500 billion richer this year, mostly due to AI stocks.
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In the airport and having the intense desire to run into someone I know and double cheek kiss
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Just got back from a Buddhist retreat lol
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Life is suffering
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Category is sexy widow
@RpsAgainstTrump
Republicans against Trump
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BREAKING: Donald Trump signs a proclamation marking today, Oct. 14, as National Day of Remembrance for Charlie Kirk: “Today, our Nation honors the immortal memory of Charlie – a father, a husband, a Christian martyr…I call on the American people to assemble on this day in their
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@NaomiandAndy
Couples Therapy Podcast
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SOME DISTRACTION FROM DESPAIR, yes folks, it's an ALL-NEW Couples Therapy! From silly to serious with our pal @realnorireed! We get real (and also real goofy): when to flee fascism, alt-estrogen, what's feeding our souls, plus we ask: are cats communists? Link BELOW⤵️
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A new dentist just called me buddy which is the worst possible misgender known to man
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WHAT ARE THESE WORDS
@GQMagazine
GQ Magazine
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There are the Tumblr “Nickstorians” and sincere fanfics. But are young, liberal, possibly irony-poisoned women fetishizing or even falling for the hard-right streamer with the ���groyper” following? Writer Katherine Dee investigates.
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