Cormac Valentine, DC
@realmonteball
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🦡 Former D middie. Booster shot survivor. Broken jumpshot
Madison, WI
Joined July 2023
You can do whatever you want. Today I’m playing Minecraft in a Vietnamese restaurant
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Did ChatGPT write the script for Project Hail Mary? What did I just watch
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DoorDash pho and crab rangoon. Go into debt if you have to
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Type of song you listen to when it’s 45 degrees in the Midwest
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They’re going to stop naming benches after people because no one sits on benches anymore Concerning
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No one here knows my watch is a quartz. But they don’t need to know
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Your bracket could be doing horribly and ESPN will still put a fire emoji next to it
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I love orange juice. It’s the best drink for sure
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Woke up to this today, what an absolute gut punch
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I love when girls from my school larp as international socialites when in reality they are from Wisconsin
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For the love of god turn off your Teams notification sounds on the plane. It’s not a flex to be such a wageslave that you need to work on the plane
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Normalize stealing some cash out of a girl’s wallet after hooking up with her
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If you’re wearing Ray Ban Clubmasters as a man in 2026 you need to reevaluate
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If you’re not doordashing the Big Arch with me I can only assume you’re doordashing against me
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As much as I love conversing with a wise Chinese uber driver, I am very late to my destination and he is 20 under the speed limit
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Peep the dude in the back of this flic I just took with DJ Burns
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