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they’re saying there’s 30g of protein in spending a night laughing with your friends

Can we normalize returning summaries to the backs of the books again instead of reviews and praises? I just want to know what the book is about.

We should NEVER be talking about travel destinations and your recommendation is Dubai. Like what’s wrong w you???

YES. The WHOLE 8 minutes!!!!

Instagram be beggin me to download Threads, IM NOT!

I have 3 days to regulate my sleep schedule and remember that I am an active participant in the real world.

time is a circle

Most relationships require a lack of self respect I’m not sure I possess.

this movie should’ve won an oscar and a grammy

My roman empire is Just my entire life. I think about everything that's ever happened to me Every day

this is how i think every white person with a pet lives

Not me though. I’m super intense!

nothing changed my life more than the opening scene of Hannah Montana the movie

this is what barnes and noble felt like when u were 5

I’ll be like "i needed that laugh" and it’ll be something i said

Yooooo young thug love the phone wtf 😂😂😂