Joe Swash
@realjoeswash
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Proud Dad, Actor, Presenter. Management and enquiries: #YMUGroup
Joined December 2010
Have been driving myself mad thinking that she’s bored senseless of me and can’t stand to be awake for longer than 10 minutes of my company. So you can imagine my delight to find out that she still loves me and my company very much she’s just been growing a baby.
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The more I think about what Roxy Did in Big Brother last night to @ryanjamesthomas The more I think that @bbuk Has got a responsibility to highlight and punish Roxy! What she has done is probably one of the worst things I’ve seen on @bbuk.
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I watch @bbuk last nigh and what Roxanna Pallett did was disgusting. Would love big brother to turn the tables and kick her out. People suffer from domestic violence every day for Roxy 2 use this as a platform to get air time makes me feel sick!.
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To the boys who rob my car whilst I was go-karting with my son it is all over CCTV so please could you return My passport and more importantly you stole my sons school bag which had his project in that he has been working very hard on I need very upset #dotherightthing.
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It's going 2 be a amazing show this year with these 2 lovely people 👍👍I can't wait 2 get out and get started 🐛🐍🐊
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I love you and your amazing body! I can't wait for you 2 come home I miss you xxxx
I LOVE MY BODY @TheSun My boobs are a result of being pregnant & breast feeding & I love them. I Am just as sexy! 👙
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Not long now till I have 2 leave this lot😔😔I’m going 2 miss these guys xxxxx
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Getting my sons hair cut for his first day of his new secondary school! Where has the time gone!
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Please vote ❤️.
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No problem! Your man looks amazing for 95 hope she Is ok 👍.
Yesterday my 95 year old nan had a hospital app, in a very busy hospital my 2 aunties that took her couldn’t find a wheelchair so had to half carry her in, out of all the people there a man ran straight to them to help @realjoeswash thank you so much 💙 @StaceySolomon.
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Why don't you PIPE DOWN mate and do your own thing BADLY!What a little hater YOU you should be ashamed and I will tell you when I see u next
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Noah you made me laugh2 mate! I hear it’s a big day next week I will call you 2 sing happy birthday I love you lots little man xxxx.
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I think I might have a chance of winning @TheXFactor I am as good as this two!!! And I'm SHIT!!!!.
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This has made me laugh so much😂😂😂I hear Russia is lovely this time of year! Luv you rob xxxx
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#Ad Being a dad means everything to me, especially when I see Rex’s face light up when he does something new! Really proud to be supporting @Pampers_UK to celebrate all the amazing dads out there, share your stories of what being a dad means to you, doing it the #HappyFathersWay
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You’re in for a treat! Make sure you watch us tonight on @imacelebrity #ExtraCamp 🐛🕷 @joeldommett @ScarlettMoffatt
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It’s not the size of the boat but the Motion of the Ocean!!!!!.
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When your gf wears gym clothes to give the illusion that she does some kind of physical exercise. 💪
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@NiallOfficial it was nice meeting you last night mate thanks for coming as goose #topgun
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I love you 2 simonsx.
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Oh my God this pic is uncanny.
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You definitely did mate well done. Enjoy the rest of the run I’ll be watching.
One of the scariest days 🙈🙈🙈 happy the first show is out the way! Pretty proud of myself and I don’t say that often. still alot to learn and a long way to go. but am up for the challenge . hope I did u proud bro @realjoeswash 👊.
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I'm not a fan of that @TheXFactor song and what is with these kids getting on stage #pointless.
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I was NOT involved in the fight at V festival. I do not know who was involved. I did try and STOP a fight.trying 2 keep the peace! #Mixup✌🙏.
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@thesun the story in your paper about @StaceySolomon is a disgrace and very disrespectful. #beautifulWOMEN #luckyme
I LOVE MY BODY @TheSun My boobs are a result of being pregnant & breast feeding & I love them. I Am just as sexy! 👙
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One of the best things I've see in a long time!!!!👂😍
A deaf baby hears for the first time. Thousands of hours of patient experimentation went into this. Science is glory
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A brilliant night at @prideofbritain It was great to see familiar faces and meet some great legends too! #PrideofBritain
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You know what they say! “The family that cycle together, stay together” 🚲🇦🇺
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Sitting with my baby @StaceySolomon getting ready for #TheJump to start @Channel4 come on! We can't wait! ❄️🌨🏂⛷🎿.
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I think that @carolineflack1 and @ollyofficial are doing a amazing job on @TheXFactor well done xxxx.
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If there are a gang of boys hanging around the #Edmonton area dressed in some funky looking shirts let me know!!! The sods nicked my jungle Wardrobe from the back of my car as well 🐛🐛🐛🐛
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I just had THE best shit in the world. Thank god that's out the way. 💩.
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I'm back in the uk and it is f*cking freezing but I love being home!! http://t.co/tzzFch24EQ.
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#Ad My top tip for new dads? Just dive right in!! Get hands on from the beginning. yabber on as much as you can to them (seriously) every word helps their learning… and don’t forget to do it in your style, your way! #HappyFathersWay @Pampers_UK.
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What the FU*CK did I just see on @BGT did that dog just speak and sing please tell me that was a puppet?????.
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I really hope that all the people that you love and lose in life keep a eye on you! Or just check in on you now and then.😇🙏.
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Sorry peeps it this put you off your dinner it won't happen agen xx http://t.co/0WNbbrpW3a.
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Just found this from last night! Arriving at @prideofbritain What an amazing evening #prideofbritainawards with @StaceySolomon
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Wtf!!! I love this 🍺🍺
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I can't wait 2 work with this lot on @imacelebrity @StaceySolomon @VickyPattison @IAmChrisRamsey it's going 2 be amazing!!.
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My girlfriends chicken soup is out of this world. From now on I'm only going round there on Fridays! 😛.
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IM LOVING LADY C FOR ME ONE OF THE BEST BOOKING EVER !!!!??.
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On the plain home from the oz with @michaelafogarty and @carlfogarty who have got me pissed its been a amazing year loved every min of it xx.
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