
Johnny Knoxville
@realjknoxville
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Joined January 2011
Congrats to the @TheNotoriousMMA on a brilliant fight. No way Mayweather lasts 30 seconds in an MMA bout.
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Bad Grandpa didn't win for best makeup but i did get a chocolate Oscar to take home. http://t.co/q5Got1sGtt.
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My daughter and I visited Ryan today out in Brecksville. His grave was well attended. Xoxo http://t.co/GI6NsPuQdm.
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Today I lost my brother Ryan Dunn. My heart goes out to his family and his beloved Angie. RIP Ryan , I love you buddy. http://say.ly/hUnqQQ.
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Since I broke my pp in 2008, I get this camera stuck down my uretha once a year. Oh joy. http://t.co/TnbcxD5g9E.
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No matter what you did last night you did not have as much fun as this guy. http://t.co/gucPupfHoN.
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Look who came by the house tonight. Good luck on ur upcoming stunt @steveo ,ur going to need it. Love, Knox 👍🏼💃🏻❤️ http://t.co/Mq0UiGmaaH.
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There's drunk, and then there's using a slice of pizza as a pillow drunk. Bravo👍 http://t.co/Y8GpVMwhfP.
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Just arrived Mexico City and received a margarita the size of a hot tub. Trouble ahead. http://t.co/nJEd7tRGZ5.
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Um, you would think whoever designed this sign would have put the teachers arm at anything but a 45 degree angle.😳 http://t.co/IjhRxqQk5z.
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Looks like Dora the Explorer had a pretty tough time on her Mexican adventure. http://t.co/nL5GT1R23k.
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Is this the World's Best Poker Face or Worst? You decide. Either way I love this guy. #BlameItOnRio
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Filmed an episode of #drunkhistory last night and woke up this morning so hungover I had to get an I.V. 😵 http://t.co/ivvPiipTxl.
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Ran into Darth Vader yesterday. Tried to get his autograph. Total Dick. http://t.co/OTorTxuCy3.
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My hat really goes off to whomever at play-doh pushed this thru R & D. Bravo. http://t.co/ItffpJ6SaV.
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And what's even better is that Kansas City also has a player named Wang. I blame @RobRiggle Go Royals!!😂
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How the Easter Bunny makes ends meet the other 364 days of the year. http://t.co/MwogJAPAZn.
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Willie Nelson's latest tour bus is sagely stripped down to only the bare necessities. http://t.co/OqNLo8rQpL.
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I am honestly puzzled how someone can trip down the stairs this magnificently. http://t.co/bedRFhRlMj.
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We just visited Ryan's grave out in brecksville. Was glad to see he has had many people coming by to visit. Xoxo http://t.co/zvBD3t5D.
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TBT- what's more embarrassing about my senior prom photo, my overall outfit or the fact I had the jacket made? http://t.co/IvlJ53cTFj.
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I was never smart enough to be the kid in the background eating the ice cream cone. Damn you genetics! http://t.co/nERDB7t9gU.
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Got to play Johnny Cash on ep of #drunkhistory. In it I wear his actual boots I bought at an auction. So damn happy! http://t.co/mkApmA1Nmy.
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Although the new marketing plan was a smidge overt, no one could argue with the results. #vat'adeal!!
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Simba and Momo always reserved something special for Ms. Fagurski's visiting 3rd class. http://t.co/IHYidEskOC.
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Little Timmy doesn't understand why his mommy is the most popular mommy at the ballpark. http://t.co/kgPZMcdeJz.
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This is a work in progress but I recreated the poo cocktail supreme from jackass 3D in Legos today.💃🏻#@LEGO_Group
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Just the fact that they had to post this sign makes me very happy. 🐊🍄 http://t.co/iJmL1BuFE5.
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Transporting Willie Nelson's joints from show to show is becoming increasingly more difficult.💨 http://t.co/gmHkt7GgYW.
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Unfortunately this was the last time they got to sit next to each other all season. http://t.co/JPVU0fmES2.
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Had a helluva time keeping this secret but Jackass Presents Bad Grandpa will be out Oct 25th. Trailer coming soon!! http://t.co/Wrg7eC7wim.
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