I am proof that a person can survive without good morning, I love you and goodnight texts.

Even alarm wey I set no wake me😂 I no fii cry dah day 🤌😂

The pose I hit when I forget what I entered into the room to do

Omo tin plenty wey I no know oo😂

Maturing is realizing that if a guy ask you out and you reject him, he doesn’t owe you friendship!

Me checking my account balance after satisfying my cravings

I don change screen 2 times this month na once I go buy screen guard 😭💔

Me: *removes screen guard from phone* -The floor;

Because them tell you say you have a good destiny you con relax: did you know how many times you see signs of rain wey no later fall

That look God gives when your plan needs serious editing.

Am I the only one that gets tempted repeatedly to wipe my forehead after my mom places anointing oil on it while I was asleep?🤌😂💔

Serious question, can you actually date someone you met on X?

Aiit sharp... Buh any idea what that red context shii mean? Or it's normal?

If there's one thing I fear of old age it'll be having to depend on others for the littlest things😮‍💨

I have all my mutuals notification button turned on I hope my mutuals did same to me😔

No matter how broke you are...try geh standards to avoid see finish

If you need someone to talk to I'm here Regular problem: 50k Sad story: 100k If I had to cry with you: 150k If I add hug for 20secs: 170k..juss dey add 20k per 10secs Remember to add extra 10k if the hug tight! Na me fess tok now ooh, no carry my work go outside 🙂

Ask them why they don't like me and listen to how stupid they sound🙂

Life is like a door, never trust a cow because the sun can't swim

Give us this day. The whole bakery.

Good morning y'all folks...