Neil Smith 🇬🇧
@real_neilsmith
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Personal Trainer - Food Reviewer - Comedian! Buy me a coffee ❤️👉🏻 https://t.co/m20DvmT0a8
London, England
Joined September 2017
A poet amongst us. 🖼️
@real_neilsmith Think of it like a sausage surge in your DMs — the chipolatas are a confidence boost, the cumberlands might bruise the ego a bit, but let’s be honest… your trusty skinless Richmond sits comfortably in the respectable middle. A solid, dependable banger!
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Me looking through my DM’s during my warm up was a bad idea. Like a damn sausage factory!
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Newcastle win!!!! Make sure your DM’s are open. VIP access on OF will be free for the next 4 hours. 😈 (Link in bio)
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If Newcastle win tonight I’ll show 🍆 (reposters only) Will also give out unlimited VIP OF memberships for 6 hours only! (Link in bio) DONT MISS IT!!! HOWAYYYY ⚽️
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Newcastle play tonight! Desperate for a win. Might give some VIP memberships away for free if they do. Thoughts?
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Yay! Somebody sent me a custom gift for £40.00 on @mytributify 🌞🎉🌟💸 Support me, buy me gifts, & more on Tributify! https://t.co/Ob2otqfobV
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Yay! Somebody purchased “Protein Smoothie” for £10.00 on @mytributify 😊🧡💖🎁 Support me, buy me gifts, & more on Tributify! https://t.co/Ob2otqfobV
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