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@real_JJ
JJ
3 years
Actually I was there & he loved it. At one point he turned to me with tears in his eyes and whimpered “I feel seen” and I kinda smiled that awkward smile you do when someone is creeping you out but you don’t wanna be mean? Then he linked arms with the dude next to him and giggled
@benshapiro
Ben Shapiro
3 years
My producers dragged me to see ‘Barbie’ and it was one of the most woke movies I have ever seen. My full review of this flaming garbage heap of a film will be out on my YouTube channel tomorrow at 10am ET.
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@real_JJ
JJ
3 years
Hell yeah brother ✊🏻
@johncusack
John Cusack
3 years
You stupid dumb cunt - U absolute fool - dem socialism is FDR ? the new deal ? - ever heard of it ? u moronic ghoul - you mental oyster - u fucking stooge . We did band together - for the gi bill , the interstate highways . For workers rights , clean water - social
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@real_JJ
JJ
3 years
No one deserved this loss more than laker fans 🫶🏼
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@real_JJ
JJ
3 years
i’m tired of this, grandpa
@joeylinn_
Joey Linn
3 years
The Clippers announce that Kawhi Leonard and Paul George are both OUT tomorrow.
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@real_JJ
JJ
3 years
The silliest thing about interviewing with SaaS companies is that all my targeted ads become for their product. I promise I'm not as into A/R automation as you think, Google
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@real_JJ
JJ
3 years
And also congratulations to former Former Clipper Great, Eric Gordon, for skirting the entire Lob City era!!! An achievement that shan't be overlooked. Happy to have him back.
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@real_JJ
JJ
3 years
I dunno if I'll ever emotionally recover from losing Reggie Jackson...now the greatest on my list of Former Clipper Greats
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@real_JJ
JJ
3 years
This is a lot. This is a lot. This is a lot!!
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@real_JJ
JJ
3 years
Me when the waistband of my sweatpants is still a lil wet after the dryer goes off
@BleacherReport
Bleacher Report
3 years
Bron was upset after the non-call last night 😅 (via walid/IG)
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@real_JJ
JJ
3 years
I forced a bot to read 10,000 tweets from lakers fans and then write one on its own and this is all it came up with
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LAKESHOW
3 years
@real_JJ no worries @Lakers only care about banners you know those things @LAClippers hang selfies over
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@real_JJ
JJ
3 years
Laker Twitter in peak form tonight. Yes, the NBA rigged a January game between the best team in the league and the 13th seed in the west. Absolutely. You are so right.
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@real_JJ
JJ
3 years
I’ve never seen anything like what’s happening on Monday Night Football right now. Oh my god. I guess no one has. This is so jarring. Can’t imagine they continue this game
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@real_JJ
JJ
3 years
Currently on my fourth cup of my mom’s stuff, trying desperately to fend off withdrawals
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@bubbaprog
Timothy Burke
3 years
Andrés Cantor, who moved to the U.S. from Buenos Aires as a teenager, calls Argentina winning the World Cup:
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@real_JJ
JJ
3 years
Idk you guys, after this game, I’ll call it whatever they want me to call it #FIFAWorldCup
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@real_JJ
JJ
3 years
“I don’t smoke but I need a cigarette” me too Landon, me too
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@real_JJ
JJ
3 years
~Violence is never the answer~ but also, some people need to get knocked tf out. Hopefully this asswipe learned something.
@TMZ
TMZ
3 years
Clipper Darrell -- the most famous L.A. Clippers fan -- was knocked out during an altercation at a game on Monday ... new video, obtained by TMZ Sports, shows.
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@real_JJ
JJ
3 years
So glad I fell off before clippers twitter devolved into this cesspool lol. I just watch the games, enjoy myself, and text my brother “lol” and “shit” from time to time 🫡 you guys be safe tho.
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@real_JJ
JJ
3 years
Rush Hour is the best trilogy yes, but hear me out, Bad Boys II was the best stand-alone movie
@HotFreestyle
Hot Freestyle
3 years
Rush Hour or Bad Boys 🤔
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