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45th President of the United Federation of Planets (By @JoeSondow)
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Joined January 2017
Thank you for nine years of googling and laughing with me. Most of my accounts are now suspended. This account is ending intentionally so you can still scroll back and see the old tweets. Riker continues googling at https://t.co/3H3OrDtgrJ Goodbye Twitter. It was fun.
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The Fake News Media and their partner, the Humans, are doing everything within their semi-considerable power (it used to be greater!) to inflame the Phage situation, far beyond what the facts would warrant. Surgeon General, “The risk is low to the average Federation citizen.”
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The Sisko/Dax Administration is the most corrupt Administration in the history of the Federation!
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Our Phage Team has been doing a great job. Even Human governors have been VERY complimentary!
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Kate Pulaski just said, “I don’t know if we can be ready this week.” In other words, it’s off to vacation for the Do Nothing Humans. That’s been the story with them for 1 1/2 years!
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There is another Dominion, Dominion, Dominion meeting today. It is headed up by corrupt politician Miles "Lyin’" O'Brien, so I wouldn’t expect too much!
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The BEST decision made was the toughest of them all - which saved many lives. Our VERY early decision to stop travel to and from certain parts of the galaxy!
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Great job being done by VP Damar and the Phage Task Force. Thank you!
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Bawlin' Julian Bashir said, “You will pay the price for this. You won’t know what HIT YOU.” That is far beyond simple rhetoric. That is a physical threat, or at least a threat that you better vote for us.” Trouble ahead!
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Hi! It’s my birthday! I’m middle aged! Yay! I try to make Twitter a better place by telling interactive stories, and running @EmojiAquarium @EmojiMeadow @EmojiTetra @EmojiSnakeGame @WorfEmail @RikerGoogling @PicardTips Tips and gifts are now accepted at https://t.co/qBYAm476B4
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I JUST GOT IMPEACHED FOR MAKING A PERFECT SUBSPACE TRANSMISSION!
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