Neo-Puritan
@realNeo_Puritan
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Make Witch Hunts Great Again. Yankee Supremacist. "I can no longer obey; I have tasted command, and I can't give it up,"
Plymouth Colony
Joined September 2023
The highest form of racism is achieving excellence No other race can achieve the high vibrational state of a locked in European. The global South crumbles into angry tears when we do so. Think why mid Latinas dye their hair blonde. We can be something they never can and that
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Somali women can now do their email jobs in Somalia Does this mean we'll stop shipping them by the thousand to Portland soon?
Somalia is modernising so quickly now that there are Somali women making TikToks about their fake laptop jobs
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longest sentence ever uttered by a baby boomer regarding their social security
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If Ronaldo tells every latinx to go back home about 99% (conservative estimate) would self-deport in 24 hours
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No greater feeling than going in the opposite direction of peak hour traffic.
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Week ban ✅ Blue Checkmark ✅ Nothing happening ✅ 0 likes per post ✅ I am so back, and it’s coal posting time
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Got baited unfortunately 😔
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Elon Musk is still a Redditor at heart
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We need a complete wigger death & bring back y2k white men
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INFLAMMATION! SLOP EATIN! FUCK MY GUT UP AND I'M NO LONGER PEATING!
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After all these years, he still roasts Rosie…
Five years ago, an Oxford history graduate downed a glass of raw eggs, setting in train a series of events that led to the President of the United States banning fat people from entering the country. Don't ever tell me what we do here doesn't matter.
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I fell more at east in the pool with dogs & horses
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My God... 150 year old pensioners
BREAKING: 🇨🇳 Chinese scientists developing a drug to extend human life to 150 years — NYT The breakthrough hinges on a grapeseed compound, PCC1, which in tests destroyed aged cells in mice, extending their lifespan by over 9% This 'holy grail' technology is now being adapted
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The exact moment when the world went to Hell
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Should I macrodose? Will do 20g a day for 6 or 7 likes
Taurine is a Lifter. Structures weight lifting Lifts saggy skin Lifts mood Lifts energy Lifts sleeping stem cells Lifts antioxidant coding Lifts microbiome communication Lifts the veil of bacteria Lifts trauma that blankets memory Lifts lazy lymphocytes out of their slumber
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First the mortgages, then the stinky check and now sportsball? Trump’s goymaxxing arc is going crazy
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