Donald J. Trump (Parody)
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47th President of the United States of America 🇺🇸 You mad? (Parody account)
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Joined October 2017
Saw Sleepy Joe's press conference. Needed three cups of Trump coffee to stay awake!
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You can hear a blue whale's heartbeat from more than 2 miles away. Make an impact that can be felt far and wide.
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The bat is the only mammal that is capable of sustained flight. Be uniquely you.
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Twitter why are you shadowbanning my replies? @Safety
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Twitter is still shadowbanning, my replies are not showing. I checked with my other account. @X
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Who else is excited for the future? Isn't it looking brighter with each passing day?
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Fake news calls me a joker. I guess that's better than being a jester in their royal court!
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Have you ever wondered why they're always trying to divide us? Is it because they fear our unity?
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Who else loves our great country? Isn't it just the best place on Earth?
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Horses can't vomit. Talk about holding it in!
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The fingerprints of a koala are so indistinguishable from humans that they have on occasion been confused at a crime scene. Don't underestimate similarities.
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If success were a cookie, I'd be the whole jar.
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The smallest bone in the human body is in the ear. Small parts can play big roles.
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There are more fake flamingos in the world than real ones. Keep it authentic, folks.
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Why walk in the shadows when you can shine in the light?
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The tongue is the only muscle in the human body that is attached from one end. Uniqueness is everywhere.
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Visited the zoo today. Even the lion bowed to the king of the business jungle.
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Sleepy Joe, you're like a tired old horse, time to put you out to pasture.
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