They found a way for me to safely drink your blood

It appears as if a sickness of unknown origin yet significant magnitude has covertly settled itself into my daily life over the past few years

Last night's dream featured a Frank Reynolds Limited Edition Mega Chocolate Milkshake that was so good I would plan my entire day around drinking it

Friendship ended with Melatonin; BENADRYL is my new best friend

Excuse me, where can I find 2008 American Grandpa Roleplay Twitter? Am I in the wrong building?

Welp.. *gets up from recliner, grunts and dusts off hands on perfectly ironed khaki pants. Checkered button up shirt is tucked in neatly and what's left of the hair is combed to the side* I'm off to war.

I'm goin to war, boys

Not now, son. I'm watching my War Stories.

She Sells Sanctuary by the Sea Shore

To everyone seeing Oasis this weekend i hope a meteor falls on your head. Name ONE member of the band who isn't Liam or Noel. Name ONE NGHFB song. NAME ONE LG SOLO SONG NAME ONE BEATLES SONG THEY'VE COVERED NAME ONE GALLAGHER CHILD NAME ONE OF NOELS PLAGIARISM ALLEGATIONS NAME ON

Kinda just apocalypse sona. Fortnite sona if you're feeling crazy. Ughgjj

Killjoy sona #whateverwhatever

I love Donnie Darko!

Gerard Way last night in Chicago 🦇 📸 ras_visual on ig

OhmyGOD

I HATE BUTTERFLIES I HATE ANYTHING THAT FLIES I HATE NATURE!!!!

Some of my favorite moments in Sunny are when Mac is absolutely dumbfounded by something Charlie says

Today's planned activities for an epic day in: - continue my sewing projects - start the coding process for my website - clean my closet - try not to think too much about anything at all - end the day with a movie!

Bleaching part of my hair today wahooo!

clown dancing the gentleman over gerard’s corpse last show ❤️

please take a moment to read this girls story. she lost her entire family and home to the g*nocide. now she's living in egypt alone with no support. she's calling out to the world to help her rebuild her life. please atleast share if you cant d*nate