RT @KazzyChan25: Thanks @rbcp I love it!

Kay?

I don't know where this fell from, but be vigilant, Portland.

RT @Jikorijo: Another letter from long-time prank phone caller, .@rbcp of the .@phonelosers. Thank you for all of the stickers and magnets….

Authorities in Colorado would really appreciate if you DON'T copy this key that can open all blue U.S. mail boxes. Just to make sure you don't copy it, the news have provided a high-rez picture of the key that should NOT be copied.

If this was your car that got hit by another car while parked last night, would you say it's totaled? The wheels should be facing forward, so I think that one just might be broken.

Thanks for the shirt, Devon!

Thanks, new microwave.

Seeing my very first Chonk show tonight. You remember your first Chonk show right?

The sleepyZZZ were creeping up on me so I stopped at this rest stop on I-80 that loves PAC Man.

Visiting Starbase in Boca Chica today. Best part of my trip so far.

No Bible in my motel room but I get all this instead! 20% chance I get murdered tonight.

I'm at a rest stop in Nevada, trying to befriend this stray cat hanging out under the sunset. I'm on my way to Defcon. Hopefully it's not canceled this year.

Even in alternate 1985, you'd think Biff would know that the "crazy wild eyed scientist and a kid" was Doc and Marty. Come on Biff, you never suspected it would be them?

Remember when David Lightman is being held captive by NORAD and he breaks into a drawer and there's a microcassette player with doctors notes on the tape? I feel just like David Lightman when I listen to this thing.

All I wanted was a microcassette player, but this ebay seller includes a tape with it that has very detailed medical info on a lot of patients.

Look at this little shit, trying to steal my Presidents Day Eve meal.

This is me podcasting into a vacuum cleaner attachment in 1974. The man with the Bible is about to whallop me upside the head with the Bible for being blasphemous.

Wow, @BlackBearDiner. Too soon.