David Buchanan
@raulduke1979
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Utah, get me two........ Donde esta la biblioteca.... I have to return some videotapes
The corridor of uncertainty
Joined April 2011
What's that Jenn?? I asked... Oh nothing, I was just talking to my garlic bread " my girlfriend summed up in one solitary sentence 🙈🙈
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Love is separately burning yourselves in the same place on the Multi cooker, 3 days apart 🥰🥰 @octopusamongus
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Sooooooo, I saw a Walrus this morning.... Not words I ever thought I'd type!!
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it's the 10 year anniversary of mine and @octopusamongus Xmas eve tradition of watching the the 1982 Xmas @chas_dave Xmas special, it's also the 40th anniversary of it for anyone bad at maths!! 🥰
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Happy 2nd gotcha day to the most handsome Greyhound in the land 🥰
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Just found out that Eric Morecambe was a Tory 😩 #ChristmasRuined
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Nelsons 1st ever holiday in Northumberland.. Ice cream and Sorbet has been the highlight of his day so far!! @kerrymgordon
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I think it’s fair to say that Nelson has settled into his long delayed belated first visit to @PourSheffield and feels at home @octopusamongus
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Just been crapped on by a pigeon in Krakow...... Welcome to Poland
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Just realised I’m now the same age as what Danny Glover was when he made the first Lethal weapon movie.... FUCK MY LIFE.......
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I can confirm that the Ducks were bang into it, but the Goose who I tried to feed it to, was very much less than impressed with it......
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I’ve tonight possibly discovered an until now dormant superpower or a new Covid-19 genetic mutation, I’ve found out I can throw food to animals with an almost laser like accuracy!! I pinged a carrot to a llama which was almost 30ft away!!! The Ducks & Geese love me!!
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We’ve all forgotten about how bad VAR is now haven’t we???
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Can the big Spiders living in my shed please fuck off and move to a Tory voters shed instead please?? Thanks
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Day 5 of dealing with Coronavirus, today I’ve bought a cordless Black & Decker circular saw, a Bird Box, some 1” paintbrushes & a pair of lovely red swimming shorts for a holiday I’m not going to be allowed to leave the UK to go on & I panic bought 4 bags of Polish dumplings!!
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So today, so far, mine & @octopusamongus way of dealing with a global pandemic & mass hysteria & the lack of corned beef anywhere, was to buy some plants, new fish, a bread bin & a vintage school desk & then to go to @twothirdsbeerco for a beer & then @PourSheffield for more!
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Without really meaning to, I’ve somehow started to pack my suitcase for a holiday that isn’t until May........
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